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14 Jan 2016, 11:12 pm

How to be offended

Pretend that each every little stinking thing matters far more to you than it truely does.

That's just it. Act like everything means so much to you so that everyone has to walk on eggshells around you. If they manage to play your manipulation game and avoid all the eggshells they know about, just throw a few directly under their feet and then treat them like they're "so horrible" for upsetting you "intentionally", so you can use that bullcrap to milk them for ever more favors. If they ever stop playing your game, just throw them away and pretend they're the "monster" for getting tired of your crap and use your crock-tears to harvest sympathy and freebies from friends and relatives who don't know any better


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14 Jan 2016, 11:19 pm

Iamaparakeet wrote:
How to be offended

Pretend that each every little stinking thing matters far more to you than it truely does.

That's just it. Act like everything means so much to you so that everyone has to walk on eggshells around you. If they manage to play your manipulation game and avoid all the eggshells they know about, just throw a few directly under their feet and then treat them like they're "so horrible" for upsetting you "intentionally", so you can use that bullcrap to milk them for ever more favors. If they ever stop playing your game, just throw them away and pretend they're the "monster" for getting tired of your crap and use your crock-tears to harvest sympathy and freebies from friends and relatives who don't know any better


I've come to enjoy being "so horrible" and the "the monster" with people like that.
Why play thier game when you can f**k with them and draw them into your game?
:D


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14 Jan 2016, 11:46 pm

Raptor wrote:
Iamaparakeet wrote:
How to be offended

Pretend that each every little stinking thing matters far more to you than it truely does.

That's just it. Act like everything means so much to you so that everyone has to walk on eggshells around you. If they manage to play your manipulation game and avoid all the eggshells they know about, just throw a few directly under their feet and then treat them like they're "so horrible" for upsetting you "intentionally", so you can use that bullcrap to milk them for ever more favors. If they ever stop playing your game, just throw them away and pretend they're the "monster" for getting tired of your crap and use your crock-tears to harvest sympathy and freebies from friends and relatives who don't know any better


I've come to enjoy being "so horrible" and the "the monster" with people like that.
Why play thier game when you can f**k with them draw them into your game?
:D


Well, if they really want to play Core Worlds, that's my game.


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15 Jan 2016, 1:19 am

1. Act like a jackass 100% of the time.

2. Show little or no respect to me or my friends.

3. Borrow my personal belongings without my permission, then return then in a near-destroyed condition.

4. Act like I'm your personal slave.

5. Don't use ettiquette.

6. Mentally, verbally, and physically abuse me and my friends.



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15 Jan 2016, 1:36 am

Meistersinger wrote:
1. Act like a jackass 100% of the time.

2. Show little or no respect to me or my friends.

3. Borrow my personal belongings without my permission, then return then in a near-destroyed condition.

4. Act like I'm your personal slave.

5. Don't use ettiquette.

6. Mentally, verbally, and physically abuse me and my friends.


Let me guess:
Your room mate strikes again?


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15 Jan 2016, 2:25 am

You ain't just whistling Dixie, bub!

5 will get you 10 that the few groceries I bought on the piddling SNAP benefits I get will be completely eaten by him by Sunday. 10 will get you 20 all the groceries I pick up at the food bank in Red Lion today will be eaten by him by next Tuesday, with the possible exception of any and all canned and dry goods I keep in my room, which is locked at all times, even when I'm in my room. Even if he asks if he can have xx, and I tell him no, I get threatened with him crying to the landlord and demanding the he evict me. Any wonder I'm having at least 10-20 panic attacks per day for the last 6 months, and not getting much sleep? My other roommates are even noticing how poorly I've been looking lately, let alone my friends. People in my church choir are even taking notice.

He's not the only person I apply that criteria to. Why do you think I'm no longer on speaking terms with my brothers, let alone most of my relatives on dad's side of the family? Why do you think I walked out of quite a few churches that I used to belong to over the last 45 years?

Last time I made it to church, I was talking to another member of the Sunday School class I attend, who is a teacher at the Christian School of York. Her opinion is that developmentally, he sounds like he is behind, which I responded, even at age 27, with an ADHD diagnosis? She responded yes. When I responded with how rude and how much he acts like a jackass, she comes back that, the students she's had in the past 35 years, are the same way, yet she can't enforce discipline on that student because of reprisals from school administration and child protective services, let alone the PA Sept. of Education. I'm here, look it, I'm on the autism spectrum, but that does not give me an excuse to act like a jerk. Matter of fact, if I acted like that to my parents, they'd beat the living sh!t out of me in public, and invite everyone watching to utterly humiliate me while they beat me. (And people wonder why I never married?)



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15 Jan 2016, 5:25 am

Iamaparakeet wrote:
How to be offended

Pretend that each every little stinking thing matters far more to you than it truely does.

That's just it. Act like everything means so much to you so that everyone has to walk on eggshells around you. If they manage to play your manipulation game and avoid all the eggshells they know about, just throw a few directly under their feet and then treat them like they're "so horrible" for upsetting you "intentionally", so you can use that bullcrap to milk them for ever more favors. If they ever stop playing your game, just throw them away and pretend they're the "monster" for getting tired of your crap and use your crock-tears to harvest sympathy and freebies from friends and relatives who don't know any better


How dare you! I'm the most special of all the special snowflakes (I know this for a fact because I was told so repeatedly by <insert parent/parental figure> when I was growing up). It's reprehensible of you to pretend that people who upset me are doing so unknowingly! Now watch my lower lip quaver as I bunch up my fists, stamp my feet and call you a horrible, hateful, selfish person and tell you that you only think of yourself! And by the way, I noticed that you're still talking to HIM on facebook, because I accidentally was looking at his page and you liked his status update!! ! After what HE said about me to HER!! !! !


OMG SO UPSET RIGHT NOW!! !! !! !! !! !! !!

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15 Jan 2016, 12:08 pm

Meistersinger wrote:
You ain't just whistling Dixie, bub!

5 will get you 10 that the few groceries I bought on the piddling SNAP benefits I get will be completely eaten by him by Sunday. 10 will get you 20 all the groceries I pick up at the food bank in Red Lion today will be eaten by him by next Tuesday, with the possible exception of any and all canned and dry goods I keep in my room, which is locked at all times, even when I'm in my room. Even if he asks if he can have xx, and I tell him no, I get threatened with him crying to the landlord and demanding the he evict me. Any wonder I'm having at least 10-20 panic attacks per day for the last 6 months, and not getting much sleep? My other roommates are even noticing how poorly I've been looking lately, let alone my friends. People in my church choir are even taking notice.

He's not the only person I apply that criteria to. Why do you think I'm no longer on speaking terms with my brothers, let alone most of my relatives on dad's side of the family? Why do you think I walked out of quite a few churches that I used to belong to over the last 45 years?

Last time I made it to church, I was talking to another member of the Sunday School class I attend, who is a teacher at the Christian School of York. Her opinion is that developmentally, he sounds like he is behind, which I responded, even at age 27, with an ADHD diagnosis? She responded yes. When I responded with how rude and how much he acts like a jackass, she comes back that, the students she's had in the past 35 years, are the same way, yet she can't enforce discipline on that student because of reprisals from school administration and child protective services, let alone the PA Sept. of Education. I'm here, look it, I'm on the autism spectrum, but that does not give me an excuse to act like a jerk. Matter of fact, if I acted like that to my parents, they'd beat the living sh!t out of me in public, and invite everyone watching to utterly humiliate me while they beat me. (And people wonder why I never married?)


I take it then he was never arrested, like we had all been hoping he was going to be.


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15 Jan 2016, 12:18 pm

Meistersinger wrote:
You ain't just whistling Dixie, bub!

5 will get you 10 that the few groceries I bought on the piddling SNAP benefits I get will be completely eaten by him by Sunday. 10 will get you 20 all the groceries I pick up at the food bank in Red Lion today will be eaten by him by next Tuesday, with the possible exception of any and all canned and dry goods I keep in my room, which is locked at all times, even when I'm in my room. Even if he asks if he can have xx, and I tell him no, I get threatened with him crying to the landlord and demanding the he evict me. Any wonder I'm having at least 10-20 panic attacks per day for the last 6 months, and not getting much sleep? My other roommates are even noticing how poorly I've been looking lately, let alone my friends. People in my church choir are even taking notice.

He's not the only person I apply that criteria to. Why do you think I'm no longer on speaking terms with my brothers, let alone most of my relatives on dad's side of the family? Why do you think I walked out of quite a few churches that I used to belong to over the last 45 years?

Last time I made it to church, I was talking to another member of the Sunday School class I attend, who is a teacher at the Christian School of York. Her opinion is that developmentally, he sounds like he is behind, which I responded, even at age 27, with an ADHD diagnosis? She responded yes. When I responded with how rude and how much he acts like a jackass, she comes back that, the students she's had in the past 35 years, are the same way, yet she can't enforce discipline on that student because of reprisals from school administration and child protective services, let alone the PA Sept. of Education. I'm here, look it, I'm on the autism spectrum, but that does not give me an excuse to act like a jerk. Matter of fact, if I acted like that to my parents, they'd beat the living sh!t out of me in public, and invite everyone watching to utterly humiliate me while they beat me. (And people wonder why I never married?)


You could just about knock him (your room mate) off at this point and get off with a temporary insanity plea.


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15 Jan 2016, 1:24 pm

The worst form of advocacy is one that makes people walk on eggshells around you.

This is the problem with SJW.



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