Monster Energy drink is the Devil!

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*Gasp* oh noes!

And up until now I thought energy drinks were just cans of foul-tasting sludge that make your heart explode.

Seriously though, what kind of a life does someone have in which they have to search for supposedly satanic and/or sexual subliminal messages in every day products, and then tell the world about it to get their 15 minutes of so-called fame? So what's next? Maybe...

Pizza! Pizza is the devil's food! The bubbling hot cheese, like the flaming depths of Hell, can burn the delicate roofs of innocent little children's mouths!

Dr. Seuss books! What kind of mind-altering substances would make a man draw a talking, human-sized cat in a hat? And he's not even a real doctor! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-VIL!!

Bert and Ernie! - two male characters who are supposedly "just friends" living together, sharing companionship with a rubber ducky! Such outrageous filth will corrupt the souls of toddlers everywhere!

I wish i could show up at that christian convention with a monster energy drink in my hand dressed as a devil and a boom box in my other hand playing Iron Maidens symbol of the beast! Or simply be like this guy.

Lol I saw that video a few months ago. I already don't drink energy drinks, but this just reinforces my thoughts!

Will hafta return to this site via the other browser to see the video.

But - I dont need to see it anyway!

Who doubts that energy drinks are the work of the Devil????

Kinda self-evident if ya ask me!

We dont need some dork to deconstruct the graphics on the cans to tell us that!

That lady was on Tosh.0 for a web redemption.

In the next episode, she became the first person from whom he revoked his web redemption.

I heard a sermon where the preacher said Dortitos were the work of the Devil.All I can say is Hail Satan,Lord of Junk food.lol

Daniel Tosh had had this cretin and her dire warnings against the energy drink on his show awhile back. Basically, he just let her talk her idiocy, and hilarity ensued.

I drink 5-6 a week.

Seriously, if you look at anything long enough you can make sense out of anything - especially where it doesn't exist and you think it makes you sound smarter for claiming to discover a conspiracy. I thought the Aleph-Beit went, Aleph, Beit, Gimmel, Dalet, Hey, Yod, Vav, Tsyin, etc., making vav seven, but who cares? It's supposed to be claw marks and not poorly drawn Hebrew letters. Bad language and not a Christian company? I've never read the can before and I think almost nobody who needs to drink the crap does or has time to. What companies are Christian? Should we shop only at stores with a cross out front or do they need to list which particular brand of churchianity they claim to adhere to? Maybe some will say, "nondenominationals unwelcome" and others, "Catholics only, heretics unwelcome and may be inquistioned." Really though, this is like claiming Pokemon are demons. I thought Y2K churchianity died out on January 1st 2000A.D. when the world failed to explode and yet more people were probably standing in a field again.

In front of every church I shall drink Monster energy drink with pride and unleash the beast!