Church of The Flying Speghetti Monster or The Jedi Nights

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14 Apr 2007, 1:39 am

It was Friday the 13 at work, and the same old talk about bad luck. I said the same old thing. It is superstitious cobblers. One of the member of staff from human resources said it is what people choose to believe. I said, I would respect that but cannot considering people( I would like to say NT) believe in all kinds of crap.

Then the subject moved to the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and how I would like to become a member. One of the other members of staff then talked about the Jedi Nights and how the was officially recognized as a religion.

Which one should I choose it would seem that the Jedi Night have more members and more public recognition but the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster takes their work more seriously.

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14 Apr 2007, 2:37 am

I'd like to join the Sith Order.

Do they have a website?

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14 Apr 2007, 8:46 am

I'd recommend Pastafarianism, as I follow it now. Every Friday is a holiday with the FSM.

Give them some time, and they'll get public recognition. The more school boards that require ID taught, the more converts we shall get.

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14 Apr 2007, 10:19 am

Go with the Jedi and turn to the Darkside.

Or i suggest the church of the subgenius...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

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14 Apr 2007, 10:48 am

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

http://www.venganza.org/

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14 Apr 2007, 10:57 am

Pastafari sounds good. Just got a hankering for ramen.

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14 Apr 2007, 5:46 pm

The Church of thew Speghetti Monster is the one for me! Where can I sighn up. Better get my bib and assualt riffle!

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15 Apr 2007, 9:31 am

If I was to look like a Pastafarian, a pirate with dreadlocks, and never joked about my belief, people would think I am for real.

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16 Apr 2007, 10:10 am

cecilfienkelstien wrote:

The Church of thew Speghetti Monster is the one for me! Where can I sighn up. Better get my bib and assualt riffle!

Ramen!

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16 Apr 2007, 10:39 am

haha who ever mad eup that spagetti monster stuff rules

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16 Apr 2007, 11:32 pm

Neither,join the church of mainstream-culture haters.

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06 May 2007, 1:33 am

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06 May 2007, 7:00 am

i say go with the church of the flying spaghetti monster.

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06 May 2007, 7:14 am

Anything with “Church” in its title isn’t for me…in fact “nothing” is for me

I like nothing.

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06 May 2007, 7:32 am

Danielismyname wrote:

Anything with “Church” in its title isn’t for me…in fact “nothing” is for me

I like nothing.

damned nihilists...

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06 May 2007, 8:19 am

Incorrect assumption:

I'm a Danielist.

No, you cannot join.

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