Hack Christmas?
It has been suggested by highly respected news outlets like CNN and the BBC that Russia plans to hack Christmas. An exclusive theory has suggested that Russian trolls will be hacking people's Amazon accounts etc and buying horrible presents for people's relatives. You're little cousins thought they were going to get a Frozen toy, but instead they will be getting homophobic speaking dolls who have an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump and bleat out homophobic expletives! It is said that dolls have been designed by Putin himself!
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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"
25 Nov 2017, 5:20 am
