Funny Catholic Joke

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Warning!:This joke contains a bit of a fire and brimstone theme!

Hey everyone, I heard this funny Catholic joke and I thought I’d share it with you:

Hell must look like huge flea market or garage sale, because it’s full of “damn TVs,” and “damn keys,” “damn” this and "damn" that. Heaven by contrast must look like a huge furniture store full of all the beds and drawers on which all the brown scapulars were dumped.* So, talk about a lousy deal for some guy whose cabinet is safe in Heaven for all eternity, while he's down there on the "damn couch!"

*Brown Scapular: A sacramental given from the Carmelite order. It is believed that anyone dies wearing the brown scapular will not suffer hellfire.