Are fairies real?

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Hi all.

I'm making this thread because I just realized that fairies are real.

I mean, does anyone really know what causes fairy rings?


Of course not! ... so it must be fairies!

Scientists claim that the earth's magnetic field is created by the outer core, but has anyone seen the outer core? I bet most of these "scientists" have never even been to the outer core! Maybe the fae are protecting the earth from cosmic rays, since they have always been loyal protectors of humanity.

Yesterday, I couldn't find my smartphone. I looked all around the house for it ... and then I found it right where it was supposed to be! Who put it there? It must have been the fair folk! Why do you think you sometimes find pennies on the ground? The fae are looking out for you of course! Why would people just drop perfectly good coins on the ground?

More Proof That Fairies Are Real:

If fairies are not real, who tells mice when it's time to awaken from hibernation?
If fairies are not real, who teaches songbirds how to sing? Am I supposed to believe that they learn how to sing from their parents? Poppycock!
If fairies aren't real, where do Christmas presents come from?
One time, I built a sand castle and fairies came to it! They weren't butterflies! I swear! Sometimes I suspect that butterflies aren't even real.

The world is in crisis because not enough people beieve in fairies! These big industrial farmers spray their crops with pesticides, but this kills all the fairies! That's why diseases are so common nowadays!

Fairy Demographics

Damn, you have a lot of time on your hands...
I'm retired...
I'm guessing you are unemployed or a student...

I haven't google this much but wasn't it established that crop circles in fields were simply made by people with way too much time on their hands by using a pivet and rope or length of wood?

Fairy rings are made by ME. I'm the fun guy who makes them!

The teacher said that theyre made by a fungai. Well...I am the fun guy!

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Well duh! That's why they're called fairy rings.


What are you even talking about? It should be clear to everyone that what is below is a hot firey place. It's where the devil and all the demons live.


Unfortunately not.
The fae of lore could be both beneficial and evil (taking people into the mountain, changelings, souring the milk or steal the cows etc). So not all are loyal protectors.
Unless those are just demons pretending to be fae


People wouldn't, of course, but I don't think fairies just leave pennies here and there for you to find either. I think when this happens it means that some poor child isn't getting his or her penny for the tooth he/she lost. I'm not sure why the tooth fairy messes up like that, although I can hazard some guesses.
Chem trails, pesticides, leylines out of wack, the shifting of the poles.
It's enough to make even the strongest fairy sick...

But as for your phone, I think you just have a nice and playful poltergeist. Just be nice to it and you should be alright.


The mummy mouse, of course"



Nøkken, the violin playing creature of Norwegian folklore.

And in some places of the world, possibly, dryads or sirens.



Ooh, you made his naughty list now! They're from Santa, of course!!

And no, his helpers aren't fairies, they're elves. Different species altogether, yet some people mix them up.



By the way, I'm a little surprised that you didn't mention one of the most beautiful of the fairies' gifts. Sometimes, when the nights are dark, they sprinkle pixie dust across the sky so that the dragons can find their way home
These days it's usually referred to as northern (or southern) lights, depending on where you live.



That's just mean! Butterflies are real, they're the pets of the fairies.


Yes, we need to address this serious issue. I can tell you, it has given me many a sleepless night.

Let's all clap our hands and shout: "I believe, I believe!"

The New World Order has been trying to kill the fairies in order to take over the world.

The New World Order lives in our money.
VVV


Remember: When you spray pesticides on crops, it's fairy genocide! It means you are literally Hitler!

Ah but that murican moneys. We don't use them here in Europe, which is probably why we have more fairies left.

Although they are on the endangered species list even here....


also: yes, that's why we need to eat organic veggies.

Huh? Of course butterflies are not real! I’ve opened a lot of butter tubs and I’ve never seen any flies coming out!

Checkmate atheists!

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Peanut_butter_argument

Some of them were found to have been created by fraudsters, but most of them are genuine (i.e. 'genuine' in the sense that their cause remains to be explained, not manmade, nothing to do with pranksters with "too much time on their hands").

How can a crop circle "remain unexplained"?

It's pretty easy to make a crop circle just by pushing the grain over. That's why they're so common.

People "find them mysterious" because people are hoping that aliens will come and save humanity from its problems.

Holey moley!
How can I refute such logic!

I butter get myself re-baptised pronto!

Yes,and they wear boots.

Plants are a different story, but mushroom rings are far from unexplained, in case anyone is implying that. Fungi naturally grow that way. Unlike plants, they can't photosynthesize, so they just eat nutrients present in the soil till they run out, and then the fungal mass dies in that place, as it continues to grow outwards, where it can still find food. It may look "magical" to us because we only see the fungus's fruiting bodies showing up seasonally in an ever-expanding circular arrangement with no apparent reason.

Fairies wear boots?

May or may not be true, but I've heard that "butterfly" is an old-timey wordplay, and that the original name was "flutterby". Which would make sense.