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22 Dec 2018, 7:19 am

Descartes and his girlfriend go for a meal in a restaurant. The somelier arrives to take their wine order. Descartes asks his girlfriend what she'd like, and she asks for the most expensive claret.

Descartes says "I don't think so" and POOF - disappears.



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22 Dec 2018, 8:39 am

One morning Schrodinger's cat accidentally knocked over Russell's teapot, and made such a startling clatter, that Occam cut himself with his razor!



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22 Dec 2018, 10:04 am

There are only two questions in philosophy:

Q. What is mind?
A. No matter.

Q. What is matter?
A. Never you mind.