What would an Autistic religion look like

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What would happen if a group of Autistics established a religion?

Somewhere in the world a short order cook will cook an omelet, and then see...GASP!... the face of Spock and Kirk in the omelet.

News will spread. And soon droves of aspies the world over will line up by the thousands to see the miracle omelet. And a new religion will form in the aspie community centered on Star Trek. It will be called "the Geek Orthodox Church".

But then factional disputes will breakout between the followers of Kirk, and the followers of Picard over the nature of the true canon.

Eventually bloody wars of religion (like between Sunnies and Shiites) will be waged between aspies who stop the Canon at Kirk, and those who say the canon goes on to include Picard. And the aspie world will become...bathed in blood!

The two factions will be forced to resort to this:

Picard. always.

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[17] And the King didst call upon his servant Nintendo, demanding an account for his actions.

[18] "Tell me of the forbidden things", said the king.

[19] "Sire! Were it not that these things were forbidden, I wouldst tell thee!"

[20] "Speak now, my servant, or forfeit thy life this very day!"

[21] And the servant didst comply, for the king's word was law.

[22] And Nintendo didst reveal to the king many great wonders.

[23] Two brave plumbers engaging in many ferocious battles for Peach, the Imperial Princess.

[24] A man of Ash capturing and enslaving creatures to do battle in the arena.

[25] And the most forbidden of them all, the one known only as Diablo.

[26] And the king was amazed at at what he saw and didst fear for his kingdom.

[27] "Surely", he said. "This Diablo is a great threat to crown, king and kingdom!

[28] Fetch those plumbers and the man Ash, that they may do battle with this threat and it will be defeated utterly!"

[29] "Thy will be done, Sire!" replied Nintendo. "But please callest me not 'Shirley'."

[30] Then the king's wrath grew fierce, and he didst hurl Nintendo into the pit for his insolence.

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We stopped practising ever since God spent 3000 years ignoring us and utterly fixated on his special interest (creating worlds teaming with life and then abandoning them).