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EzraS
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13 Sep 2018, 4:34 am

So the idea here is according to biblical prophecy (depending on how it's interpreted), someday in the future a third temple will be built in Jerusalem, where the second temple once stood and all that's left of it now is the Wailing Wall after it was destroyed 2000 years ago. Now after the temple is built the Antichrist will enter it, proclaim himself god, and that will put the apocalypse into motion.

Now an integral part of this process for the temple to be built, is for a red heifer born in Israel to be sacrificed. And on August 28, 2018 a red heifer was born in Israel for the first time in 2000 years.

However rather than this being some unexpected miracle fulfilment of prophecy, it was very carefully engineered by impregnating cows in Israel with the fertilized eggs of red Angus cattle from whatever.

So the next step in the plan is to get that temple built.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.rt.com ... lypse/amp/



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13 Sep 2018, 5:16 am

EzraS wrote:
However rather than this being some unexpected miracle fulfilment of prophecy, it was very carefully engineered by impregnating cows in Israel with the fertilized eggs of red Angus cattle from whatever.

Hmm...self-fulfilled prophecy probably still counts :?


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13 Sep 2018, 5:26 am

I'd be more impressed if it happened on its own.

Really it seems just tabloids are covering this event and I first heard about it on Coast to Coast, so I'm not sure how valid it is. But I find this kind of stuff entertaining.



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13 Sep 2018, 5:46 am

Holy cow.


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13 Sep 2018, 8:31 am

Number 5 in the franchise: Indiana Jones and the Holy Cow.

Turns out there's a bit of a snag in this. The ashes of the current red heifer have to be mixed with the remaining ashes of the last red heifer from 2000 years ago.



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13 Sep 2018, 11:27 am

A couple of fundamentally christian rednecks tried to send one of their own red heifers to Israel to get the end times kick-started. The heifer was rejected.


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13 Sep 2018, 11:30 am

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A couple of fundamentally christian rednecks tried to send one of their own red heifers to Israel to get the end times kick-started. The heifer was rejected.
Was it raised under less-than-kosher conditions?


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13 Sep 2018, 1:06 pm

Hurry up with the temple, as I, the true God, must stand before my subjects.



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13 Sep 2018, 1:07 pm

What does God need with a temple, anyway?


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13 Sep 2018, 3:10 pm

Fnord wrote:
What does God need with a temple, anyway?
God is a magpie.



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13 Sep 2018, 3:48 pm

Fnord wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
A couple of fundamentally christian rednecks tried to send one of their own red heifers to Israel to get the end times kick-started. The heifer was rejected.
Was it raised under less-than-kosher conditions?

Probably so.


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13 Sep 2018, 7:44 pm

All this stuff is hillarious. What next? Man poops green. Sign of the end times. LOL



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13 Sep 2018, 7:55 pm

^ Signs of the End Times are all around us! Open your eyes!

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13 Sep 2018, 8:02 pm

My eyes are open

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13 Sep 2018, 8:14 pm

Darmok wrote:
^ Signs of the End Times are all around us! Open your eyes!

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I thought it was the end times twenty years ago when I read about a spectator of the Macy's Parade who got arrested for running out to the marchers, and exposing himself...to a person dressed as Gumby.



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13 Sep 2018, 8:29 pm

Aspiegaming wrote:
A couple of fundamentally christian rednecks tried to send one of their own red heifers to Israel to get the end times kick-started. The heifer was rejected.


Has to be born in Israel. Thus apparently it was a matter of using the embryos of those redneck red heifers so they could be born there.