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21 Oct 2019, 7:30 pm

LOL, Mitt Romney has been using a secret Twitter account for a long time under the name "Pierre Delecto." You can't make this stuff up.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/201 ... s-one.html

It's not as much fun as it could be, since it appears that Pierre Delecto is just as boring as Mitt Romney. But seriously, "Pierre Delecto"? You would think a major politician trying to be incognito would just be "Bill35226" or something inconspicuous.


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21 Oct 2019, 7:37 pm

Hilarious.



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21 Oct 2019, 7:51 pm

Anything that includes 69 or 420 would be great.


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21 Oct 2019, 8:01 pm

"My name is Pierre Delecto, but my friends call me Carlos. Carlos Danger."


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21 Oct 2019, 8:11 pm

Darmok wrote:
"My name is Pierre Delecto, but my friends call me Carlos. Carlos Danger."


What about Carlos Spicy Wiener?


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21 Oct 2019, 8:47 pm

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21 Oct 2019, 9:57 pm

A guy that wealthy has so little to do that he's on TWITTER.


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21 Oct 2019, 11:49 pm

LoveNotHate wrote:
A guy that wealthy has so little to do that he's on TWITTER.




There is another certain guy Ive heard of, who runs businesses, and who is also a politician in a certain high office, who notoriously also cant stay off of Twitter. Whatshisname. Rump? Grump?

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"Pierre Delecto"

Costarring with Stormy Danials, and Tommy Gunn, in "Candy Stripers Do Anal". Triple X.



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22 Oct 2019, 2:12 am

A true photo of the real Pierre has been discovered!

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22 Oct 2019, 3:39 am

Lucky Pierre is everywhere!

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22 Oct 2019, 6:11 am

It didn't occur to me that the translation would be: Delicious Peter?



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22 Oct 2019, 6:13 am

"Pierre Delicious" sounds even more like a gay porn star, so let's go with that. XD


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22 Oct 2019, 12:32 pm

Wasn’t Romney a missionary to France?


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22 Oct 2019, 2:11 pm

When translated from the French and Latin words, the name comes out as something like "Rock of Love", so the porn-star analogy isn't too far off.


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22 Oct 2019, 2:21 pm

Given how accurate the pornstar guess was for what inspired the name, I wonder when he will be drafting a bill in favor of showing a porn as part of sex Ed in grade school?



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22 Oct 2019, 2:32 pm

LOL!

The football coach from my high school had a stack of "Training Films" that he would play for some of his star athletes. None of the boys ever complained about them, but the coach was dismissed and replaced mid-season right after the cheerleading squad went looking through his office for for things they could use as decorations for the Homecoming dance...


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