Fnord wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
I'm feeling very disillusioned with liberalism right now.
Just to help you keep your perspective, here's a list of Republican Political Correctness Phrases:
"American Values": Wealthy, white, protestant male American values.
"Career Change": Layoffs and plant closings.
"Civil Rights": An obstacle to an Authoritarian Government.
"Cleaning Up Our Streets": Minority arrests.
"Democracy": An obstacle to a one-party Republican State.
"Democrats": Enemies.
"Economic Reforms": Lower tax rates on business and inheritances, with simultaneous cuts to social programs.
"Extremist Views": Opposing opinions.
"Feminist": An adult woman who does not make her living as a babysitter, housekeeper, nurse, porn star, prostitute, secretary, teacher, or waitress.
"Mis-Spoke": Lied (and got caught).
"Law & Order": More minority arrests.
"Liberals": Enemies.
"Lobbying": Bribing.
"Progressive": Undermining the moral fabric of this glorious nation.
"States' Rights": Legalized slavery and/or racial segregation.
"Terrorists": Minority immigrants.
"They Hate America": They disagree with the President.
"Thug Culture": Hip-Hop, Kwanzaa, Rap, and anything else to do with the interests of black urbanites.
"Under-Performing Assets": Bad investments.
"Urban Renewal": Gentrification.And here's some
Liberal Political Correctness:Vote Republican: "You're a fascist!"
Christian: "You're homophobic, racist, and hate women! And you are stupid and reject science!"
Support our military: "Veitnam baby killers!"
Pro-life: "You hate women you sexist pig!! !"
Poor Working Class: "Racist inbreeding white trash rednecks!" (But not if you're black and working class of course)
Support Trump: "You Nazi!! !" *throws milkshake at guy wearing MAGA hat*
Don't Support Illegal Immigration: "Die you racist f*****g nazi!! !"