Which Reality Star Should Be Our Next President?

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27 Dec 2019, 11:40 am

Got any suggestions?

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27 Dec 2019, 11:54 am

Uncle Si Robertson, from Duck Dynasty.

Everyone's got that one uncle: the weirdo, the nutcase, the guy who might be just a little insane.
But no way does your uncle have a beard half as impressive.

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27 Dec 2019, 11:58 am

LOL

There you go!

Ozzy Osbourne would be another good choice.

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27 Dec 2019, 12:54 pm

Ozzy Osborn would be good.

But the best would be from Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot".

None of the onscreen cast of the show- nobody from that mix of front of the camera jokers ( who pose as skeptics and believers- to contrive dramatic tension) who always ALMOST catch the creature in their onscreen adventures in the night time woods.

I am talking about the elusive dude ...whom they are looking for!

Bigfoot himself!

Yes. America yearns for a tall strong stoic silent type as its leader.

Nothing says "America first!" better than electing a ten foot tall American born and bred ape creature as POTUS!

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27 Dec 2019, 12:58 pm

That guy from Ancient Aliens with the fake tan and the goofy hair!

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27 Dec 2019, 1:31 pm

Zak Baggins from "Ghost Adventures."

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27 Dec 2019, 1:38 pm

Hulk Hogan (but only if he wears an old wrestling costume during inauguration).

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27 Dec 2019, 9:00 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:

Hulk Hogan (but only if he wears an old wrestling costume during inauguration).

If Jesse Ventura could be governor of Minnesota (and a pretty good one at that), then why not the Hulkster?

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27 Dec 2019, 9:45 pm

They could add a wrestling ring to one of the large halls of the White House.

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27 Dec 2019, 10:16 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

Twilightprincess wrote:

Hulk Hogan (but only if he wears an old wrestling costume during inauguration).

If Jesse Ventura could be governor of Minnesota (and a pretty good one at that), then why not the Hulkster?

I'm from Minnesota. When Ventura won the election, his opponent, the incumbent and the incumbent's entourage had the same looks on their faces that the media did the night Trump won. Dumbfounded. In both cases, their wins were never supposed to happen.

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28 Dec 2019, 2:30 pm

Was Ventura a good governor?

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