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20 Sep 2020, 3:27 pm

Let's say an extraterrestrial alien landed on your backyard, you shot it dead, and you made BBQ out of its meat and invited your friends over.

Would that make you a hunter or a psycho murderer? Discuss.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:30 pm

Hunter. And in case you're interested, it tasted like chicken.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:33 pm

Steve1963 wrote:

Hunter. And in case you're interested, it tasted like chicken.

I imagined it would taste like squid, but ok....

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20 Sep 2020, 3:41 pm

I never had squid, so no point of reference.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:42 pm

Steve1963 wrote:

Hunter. And in case you're interested, it tasted like chicken.

Did you all eat the whole thing?....who knows what body parts you ate

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20 Sep 2020, 3:43 pm

57 years on this planet and you never had squid?

How boring, aliens should invade your backyard.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:48 pm

One more question before I answer: Just how tasty was the alien?

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20 Sep 2020, 3:51 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Aliens? I have seen several UFO's but they were all manmade. Aliens? Never seen them! If I did I would be looking for a manmade gene altering experiment as the cause. Not anything from outer space.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:52 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

57 years on this planet and you never had squid?

How boring, aliens should invade your backyard.

Picky eater. And I would welcome an alien invasion.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:55 pm

The extraterrestrial alien had it coming. What a n00b. :roll:

Rule #1 for Intergalactic Excursions to Other Planets has always been: Genocide first, land later.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:58 pm

Steve1963 wrote:

it tasted like chicken.

White or dark meat? That's like the deciding factor for me if I'm eating this thing.

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20 Sep 2020, 3:59 pm

Feyokien wrote:

Steve1963 wrote:

it tasted like chicken.

White or dark meat? That's like the deciding factor for me if I'm eating this thing.

White. Dark is too exotic for this guy.

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20 Sep 2020, 4:06 pm

Steve1963 wrote:

Feyokien wrote:

Steve1963 wrote:

it tasted like chicken.

White or dark meat? That's like the deciding factor for me if I'm eating this thing.

White. Dark is too exotic for this guy.

Damn -_-

I'm leaning toward psycho killer if its not even tasty.

What was the alien doing before I shot it? Does it look like a beetle? If it looked like a beetle than its all good, I'm just a hunter.

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20 Sep 2020, 4:26 pm

It would make you an a$$h0le.

It would also make you incredibly stupid as you would have assumed there are not more and would not be armed.

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