Aspiegaming wrote:
An apple is presented to a group of 10 people. Four of the people in the room say the apple is a symbol of white supremacy and neo-Nazism. Another four people in the room say the apple is a symbol of stunning and brave diversity. The last two people in the room are like "What the f*** are these people talking about? These people are crazy. It's just an apple! JUST EAT IT!"
Sounds like you're riffing on the old joke about: the four scholars who were given the task of a writing book about the subject of elephants.
A German, a Frenchman, an American, and a Jew.
The German produced an exhaustive, think heavy volume entitled "the definitive study of the elephant".
The Frenchman produced a more slender, but elegant, pamphlet sized book entitled "the Love Life of the Elephant".
The American published "Raising Elephants in Your Own Backyard, for Fun and Profit!"
And the Jew authored "the Elephant, and Antisemitism".