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07 Mar 2021, 10:45 am

I'm excluding Jesus because you're kind of supposed to like him.
Here are my picks:
David: yeah he screwed up royally (pun intended), but he wrote beautiful psalms.
Elijah: the man had no chill. I loved his fire.
Tobit: He was friends with an archangel!
St. Peter: the first pope, and I feel like if I were Peter, I probably would have made the same mistakes he did.


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07 Mar 2021, 12:04 pm

Mary of Nazareth, the mother of Jesus.

Elizabeth, Cousin of Mary, and mother of John.

Ruth, the Moabite.

Naomi, Ruth's mother-in-law.

Martha, sister of Lazarus.

Esther, the Queen.

Mary Magdalene, an unacknowledged disciple of Jesus.

Rachel, wife of Jacob/Israel, and mother of Joseph.

Hagar, the Egyptian and mother of Ishmael.

Honorable Mention: Eve, Adam's wife.



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07 Mar 2021, 12:05 pm

Lucifer.



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07 Mar 2021, 12:08 pm

The one most identify with is....Onan! :D



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07 Mar 2021, 12:26 pm

From a martial artists perspective.

We have Samson and his ox'es jawbone

David taking out Goliath

I also love the angels of the old testament. Their like God's enforcers and fixers.
When the humans mess things up really bad, and God needs to sort them out on a big scale.
He pulls the angels in to sort them out.

From a Rasta minded perspective:
The Nazarite's, those among the 12 tribes who have taken the Nazarite Vow.

I also personally like the book called Ecclesiastes, written by Ecclesiastes.
I found it hilariously "all people are idiots" and "I told you so" type of wisdom going on.

I figure a lot of Aspies would identify with his dry wisdom / humour.



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07 Mar 2021, 1:46 pm

Fnord wrote:
Mary of Nazareth, the mother of Jesus.

Elizabeth, Cousin of Mary, and mother of John.

Ruth, the Moabite.

Naomi, Ruth's mother-in-law.

Martha, sister of Lazarus.

Esther, the Queen.

Mary Magdalene, an unacknowledged disciple of Jesus.

Rachel, wife of Jacob/Israel, and mother of Joseph.

Hagar, the Egyptian and mother of Ishmael.

Honorable Mention: Eve, Adam's wife.

Mary and Mary Magdalene fascinate me. I mean, all Jesus's mom does after Gabriel tells her she's going to be a mom is say "But I'm not married yet!" And then says yes. That's amazing . And the only reason Mary Magdalene is "unacknowledged" as an apostle is women didn't have that kind of status back then.


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07 Mar 2021, 1:48 pm

madbutnotmad wrote:
From a martial artists perspective.

We have Samson and his ox'es jawbone

David taking out Goliath

I also love the angels of the old testament. Their like God's enforcers and fixers.
When the humans mess things up really bad, and God needs to sort them out on a big scale.
He pulls the angels in to sort them out.

From a Rasta minded perspective:
The Nazarite's, those among the 12 tribes who have taken the Nazarite Vow.

I also personally like the book called Ecclesiastes, written by Ecclesiastes.
I found it hilariously "all people are idiots" and "I told you so" type of wisdom going on.

I figure a lot of Aspies would identify with his dry wisdom / humour.

Supposedly, Ecclesiastes was written by a man named Sirach. I think.


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07 Mar 2021, 1:58 pm

the devil.

I am not just being sarcastic or anything I actually even as a kid liked the parts where he was mentioned. Like idk he didn't seem so evil more like he tried to get people to ask more questions than just go along with things. To be fair God was my worst favorite character, though Jesus was ok and I know in some interpretations he's just supposed to be like a part of god...but well either way I liked Jesus better, at least he was kind.

Of course it is all just mythology to me now.


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07 Mar 2021, 2:01 pm

Job ...

Horrific suffering is just a test :)

GOD: "Job, all your life you've had it easy, while others have suffered".

GOD: "I want to play a little game, and test your resolution".

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08 Mar 2021, 8:18 pm

Elisha obviously who massacred 42 children and did so by calling upon the Lord to send bears against them.



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08 Mar 2021, 9:58 pm

I left one out!

Rahab, a prostitute living in Jericho before it fell, and who assisted the Israelites in capturing the city by hiding two men who had been sent to scout the city prior to their attack.

Mary of Nazareth, the mother of Jesus.

Elizabeth, Cousin of Mary, and mother of John.

Ruth, the Moabite.

Naomi, Ruth's mother-in-law.

Martha, sister of Lazarus.

Esther, the Queen.

Mary Magdalene, an unacknowledged disciple of Jesus.

Rachel, wife of Jacob/Israel, and mother of Joseph.

Hagar, the Egyptian and mother of Ishmael.

Honorable Mention: Eve, Adam's wife.



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08 Mar 2021, 9:58 pm

Ahab was funny, and he was run by Jezebel. Very modern.


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08 Mar 2021, 10:00 pm

St Michael :heart:


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09 Mar 2021, 5:55 pm

madbutnotmad wrote:
We have Samson and his ox'es jawbone


It's a donkey's jawbone. Which is an important detail, because he then says "With an ass's jawbone I have made asses of them", which is a one-liner worthy of Schwarzenegger.



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09 Mar 2021, 7:14 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
St Michael :heart:

I have a friend on FB who's got a crush on him.


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09 Mar 2021, 7:31 pm

Yere i love all the Angels
i love the film Dogma

That's how i kind of envisage the Angels too
although i have no problem with the sexy woman with angel wings visual

they don't really seem to weight up to the old testament idea of what they Angels got up to
find the story of how Jacob wrestled with an angel, who sorted him out.

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