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snake321
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28 Jul 2007, 5:04 pm

To start with, this will probably offend non-free thinkers. If your one of the majority who needs a political party to tell you what to think, you won't dig this, it's too truthful.

There is a republican elephant, but it's red, with a white circle in it, and a swastika in the circle... And there is a democratic donkey which is red with a yellow sickle and hammer in it (like soviet communists).... And it reads "don't you love having choices?".



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28 Jul 2007, 5:31 pm

Hmmm, too bad it doesn't bash Libertarians, or else I'd probably get it :lol: .



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28 Jul 2007, 5:34 pm

Well liberal to libertarian is like catholic to mormon. There isn't a world of difference.



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28 Jul 2007, 5:36 pm

either way, your voting either for a theocrat, or a pc extremist, neither of whom make any rational or mature sense. Both of whom are ideological threats to our constitution.



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28 Jul 2007, 8:19 pm

But I'm glad you weren't offended cyanide :lol:



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29 Jul 2007, 4:25 am

Mmmmmm, not as funny as the Daily Show. :?


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29 Jul 2007, 6:32 am

Where is this shirt!?
Does it come in black and in large sizes?
I must know! :)



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30 Jul 2007, 6:47 am

UnrelentingHorror wrote:
Where is this shirt!?
Does it come in black and in large sizes?
I must know! :)


Are you being sarcastic? Because on the one hand the emoticon could indicate humour or enthusiasm.

But just in case the Daily Show is a really funny show (Not a T-Shirt), that focuses on Politics and at this point in time Republicans.


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30 Jul 2007, 7:22 am

That the problem people get magnetised toward narrow manifest politic or popularism. I noticed that some people when they don't have a view on something them check what the party line is on that issue so they know what to support even if the history of the policy was just an arbitrary opposition of the other guy. That's why that Sinicism an d resentment that surrounds such people is so ridiculous. I think people what like to think things through and are more dynamic get it in the neck from all sides. Still I can't complain.

It seems the way to get elected is to say very little about everything.



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30 Jul 2007, 8:20 am

0_equals_true wrote:
That the problem people get magnetised toward narrow manifest politic or popularism. I noticed that some people when they don't have a view on something them check what the party line is on that issue so they know what to support even if the history of the policy was just an arbitrary opposition of the other guy. That's why that Sinicism an d resentment that surrounds such people is so ridiculous. I think people what like to think things through and are more dynamic get it in the neck from all sides. Still I can't complain.

It seems the way to get elected is to say very little about everything.


Ha, were you tired when you posted this? Because in certain parts the spelling and grammar is pretty terrible.


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30 Jul 2007, 4:58 pm

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
Ha, were you tired when you posted this? Because in certain parts the spelling and grammar is pretty terrible.


lol I've learnt not to take it too personally, when I get pulled up on my mistakes. It might be due to the fact that my medication isn't having the desired result, or the fact that I have a cognitive dysfunction. I basically only have time to make it passable. It's a laugh a minute I tell you.

I always say: Being a grammar fascist won't make you into Dylan Thomas, but it might make you into a good bureaucrat.



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30 Jul 2007, 5:08 pm

Deus_ex_machina wrote:
Mmmmmm, not as funny as the Daily Show. :?


That's sad....


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30 Jul 2007, 5:10 pm

Well the point of this is that both sides are back asswords, hince I personally do not "follow" either side. Following a political party is just stupid. Listen to the individual ideas, not who presents them.
Republicans are often too ignorant of others' beliefs and are geared towards theocracy, democrats are just as ignorant despite parading around as "open minded", their ideologies are centered around "political correctness" which is really nothing more than inverted biggotry. Neither side's followers generally look at the facts, they'll follow whatever the group does just to call themselves a liberal or a conservative.
People here in America often vote for stupid reasons to begin with. Like all the christians voting for bush because he was christian, or women will be voting for hillary clinton because she's female. Or I've even heard female voters for Gore vote for him because they thought he "looked cute". It shouldn't be about any of that s**t, voting SHOULD be on the candidates ideas and policies, not what gender, race, religion, etc they are, and not how popular they are. That doesn't mean a hill of beans, what matters is what they can do for my country. Right now we vote between Hitlers and Stalins, we seriously need a 3rd party candidate.



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31 Jul 2007, 1:41 am

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31 Jul 2007, 3:39 am

The tee shirt I want:

When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?

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31 Jul 2007, 7:39 pm

"In case of rapture, the car is yours"


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