My crazy grandmother

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What the title says. I’ve visited her a few times in the last year and I have pretty much learned that she is this far right conspiracy theorist who believes so much. I feel like I’ve done a good job figuring out how to handle it. I don’t debate, I ask questions about her beliefs. My most recent visit with her was last Friday, and she took her nonsense to another level. I will just list the things she said one by one:

9/11 was an inside job. President Bush knew of the attacks before they happened and the planes that hit the towers were missles shaped like planes.

I’m sure you all burst out laughing after reading that. But there’s more……..

Joe Biden will die soon

January 6th was caused by antifa

The covid vaccine isn’t a vaccine; it’s an experiment.

“They’re gonna keep asking everyone to take booster shots every year until it kills them”

Trump will be back in office

Hillary Clinton will be arrested. She said it would be the following sunday, the 31st. That time has now past. Haven’t heard anything about her being arrested…….

Hillary Clinton will be killed

And now for the grand finale:

These “evil vaccines” gave me aspergers and my brother and sister autism. And god is gonna cure me of my aspergers and my siblings of their autism.

Even now that all 3 of us are now in our 20s, how has she still not figured out that god is never going to come cure us?



I don’t think I’m gonna be visiting her anytime soon.

Sounds like she's somewhat into the QAnon thing.

You could make a friendly gesture to her by noting that most of the people who got the smallpox vaccine in the first couple of years after it came out are dead now! And it's the same for the cholera, rabies, tetanus, typhoid fever, and bubonic plague vaccines!

Smallpox was 18th century.

All the others were the late 19th-early 20th century.

Wikipedia is where I looked for a "Timeline of human vaccines." For " the first year of development or testing" it says:

=-=-=18th century

=-=-=-=-=-=1796 – Edward Jenner develops and documents first vaccine for smallpox.

=-=-=19th century

=-=-=-=-=-=1880 – First vaccine for cholera by Louis Pasteur
=-=-=-=-=-=1885 – First vaccine for rabies by Louis Pasteur and Émile Roux
=-=-=-=-=-=1890 – First vaccine for tetanus (serum antitoxin) by Emil von Behring
=-=-=-=-=-=1896 – First vaccine for typhoid fever by Almroth Edward Wright, Richard Pfeiffer, and Wilhelm Kolle
=-=-=-=-=-=1897 – First vaccine for bubonic plague by Waldemar Haffkine

I stand by my assertion that most of the people who got those vaccines in the first few years they were available are probably dead now. You agree, right? For best effect I think CubsBullsBears should not mention those dates when talking to his grandmother.

Yep.....they are certainly dead now!

Here’s a couple more I forgot about:

“George Floyd died from drugs, which came from China”

“Derek Chauvin was acquitted”

After she said that, I did told my grandma that he was convicted on all counts. Of course, she tried to convince me otherwise.

I see.

The first vaccines were created in the 1700s, and all of the folks who received them ...are indeed dead now. It may have been 250 years ago, but hey...there is nothing worse than a...slow lingering death!! !! !!

Damn those vaccines!

So its like that new dangerous drug thats now on the streets: dihydrogen oxide.

Once you're hooked on it you cant get off of it, because the withdrawal symptoms literally kill you...always.

You never hear about ANY one who got off of it, and lived!

Inhaled in sufficient quantities it is lethal!

Have you been neglecting FOX news and right wing media?

Yeah, but it can’t hold a candle to hydric acid, street name “splash.” I heard somewhere addicts will heat it in tanks and rub it on their skin, sometimes breathing the vapor, too.

Fox News only enables a skewed kind of thinking. Although I think my grandma's mindset is even worse than the average person who takes Fox News seriously, but still. All news sources needs to be unbiased and not making the country so divided.

Last bumped by CubsBullsBears on 05 Nov 2021, 2:15 pm.