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13 Jan 2022, 3:42 am

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion ... t-prepare/

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13 Jan 2022, 3:55 am

Dude, where can I buy this cape?

I would totally rock that while leading band of marauders to sack Canada after the US government collapses.

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13 Jan 2022, 2:28 pm

Well...you all should build a wall. Because Americans are rapists, murderes, not to mention plunderers.

Though some of them are good people I am sure.

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13 Jan 2022, 2:29 pm

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Well...you all should build a wall. Because Americans are rapists, murderes, not to mention plunderers. Though some of them are good people I am sure.

There are good people on both sides.

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13 Jan 2022, 10:32 pm

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14 Jan 2022, 12:21 am

Dox47 wrote:

Dude, where can I buy this cape?

I would totally rock that while leading band of marauders to sack Canada after the US government collapses.

That's just a desecrated flag. You can easily get one just buy a flag and desecrate it like that guy did, probably not that hard.

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14 Jan 2022, 6:34 pm

Fnord wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Well...you all should build a wall. Because Americans are rapists, murderes, not to mention plunderers. Though some of them are good people I am sure.

There are good people on both sides.

Yes. I know.

And there are people on both sides who can recognize a joke. :roll:

And can recognize which specific public figure it is that I am joking about.

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14 Jan 2022, 11:54 pm

Most won’t have the stamina to maraud Canada for over a couple of hours or get very far inland .The majority of those insurrection types are couch warriors and seriously out of shape.

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15 Jan 2022, 12:01 am

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Most won’t have the stamina to maraud Canada for over a couple of hours or get very far inland .The majority of those insurrection types are couch warriors and seriously out of shape.

We'll bring extra batteries for the Rascals.

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15 Jan 2022, 2:30 am

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Misslizard wrote:

Most won’t have the stamina to maraud Canada for over a couple of hours or get very far inland .The majority of those insurrection types are couch warriors and seriously out of shape.

We'll bring extra batteries for the Rascals.

You’ll need some studded tires for them, it is Canada.

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15 Jan 2022, 4:26 am

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You’ll need some studded tires for them, it is Canada.

We've got a lot of welders in our ranks, those Godless Canadians will cower in fear before the might of our war scooters, up armored death machines with mounted machine guns, extra large shopping baskets for looting, and of course, on board sound systems to announce our approach with our battle anthem:

Seriously, this should be our real national anthem. :lol:

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15 Jan 2022, 4:32 am

Canada must prepare? I'm sure China's preparing. To take advantage of the ensuing power vacuum that is.

And then China will say, with an arrogant sneer, "See? I told you democracy doesn't work".

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15 Jan 2022, 12:20 pm

Dox47 wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

You’ll need some studded tires for them, it is Canada.

I can’t see some videos or images since the last iPhone update.
Each scooter warrior will be equipped with a camo Fanny pack well stocked with beta blockers, statins ,insulin and viagra.
Of course each scooter will have its very own flag pole ( spear).Choice of flags will be Gadsden, American, MAGA or Confederate.
Helmets with Buffalo horns will be issued to all.

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15 Jan 2022, 6:39 pm

Misslizard wrote:

Each scooter warrior will be equipped with a camo Fanny pack well stocked with beta blockers, statins ,insulin and viagra.
Of course each scooter will have its very own flag pole ( spear).Choice of flags will be Gadsden, American, MAGA or Confederate.
Helmets with Buffalo horns will be issued to all.

Don't forget the dress code, Hawaiian shirts or pink Polo shirts only, pants optional. And you're being way to conservative with the drugs, this whole operation is going to be running on a river of cocaine and bath salts, and maybe that Nazi super soldier drug if we can find a good chemist, I mean how hard can it really be to combine oxy, coke, and meth into one drug?

We've got our top man on it: