Attack of the Clones!

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US Senator from Pennsylvania John Fetterman is now being said by the conspiracy nutjobs to have been replaced, with "evidence" like this being presented to "prove" that he's not the same guy now that he used to be...

Democracy was SUCH a huge mistake...

bring in the clones

there ought to be clones

summon the clones.

Dont bother, theyre herrrrrrrrre.

Let's take this a step further.

Ageing is totally not a thing, nor is having a hair cut and looking different, or shaving.

If you look different, you have been replaced by a clone.

If they literally mean "clone" then any "clone" they have just made of John Fetterman( in the short time he has been in Congress) would still be a test tube fetus or test tube baby now. No clone could instantly grew into an adult twin the same age his him in the short time since he has been elected.

If they are just using the word "clone" in a sloppy hyperbolic way to mean a "body double" then that would only be slightly less insane. Saddam Hussein had several body doubles of himself ...but he had the resources to scour his whole country to find guys who looked like himself - and the resources to create an infrastructure to dress the guys up and support the charade. Dont think John Federman has that kind of clout.

Pods.They grew in pods.

I think I 'm a clone now,
There's always two of me just-a hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now,
'Cause every chromosome is a hand me down!
I think I'm a clone now,
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town,
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand me down!