What is the sexuality of someone attracted only to plants?

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Any ideas here?

Can you be a Christian still?

What is the sex of the plant?

Most are hermaphrodites.

That's a separate issue.

We'll get to refining this, once
I understand whether God will
smite me for my recent entanglements
with a fern.

We were at a cactus rights convention
(You DON'T want to know what some
people think of them - and worse).
(s)he frondled me. 'twas all I could
do from budding right there.

Denorphilla

Which organs were you mating with??



A fern isn't a plant. It reproduces using spores, like a mushroom. Plants reproduce using seeds.



Meh!! this sounds like a bunch of fertalizer. Everyone knows that ferns don't frondle in the first date.

Is there something you wanna tell us, cal? Are you an herbosexual?

Such person is a vegobomination and will certainly burn in Hell with their assortment of cucumbers. TM1 12,34

One would almost think that you're
prejudiced. Or jealous.




Who said anything about dating?
I was just potted.

At least I'll be in good cumbany.

You are abnormal in your personal sexuality.

You're just green with envy.

Or, wait, is it chlorophyll? Hubba hubba.

LOL

Dammit I was born attracted to cactuses! I can't just turn it off like a switch you know.

Some mother does have them, I tell thee! I swear that people in this forum are NTs.

People who are attracted to plant are not that common. For a start, I have not known of anything like this. That mean this mental condition is an anomaly and very rare.

Nature throws out anomalies and sees how they survival. But in this case sexual attraction to plants has no advantages, so will not become popular, especially of he/she has an attraction with cacti.

When nature throws out anomalies, it can work, for example homosexuality. For homosexuality probably started off as a anomaly. And since homosexual people had and advantage to society has a whole, it continues and did not die.

there are two types! enough to please most people's likes!