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02 Sep 2007, 3:55 pm

or just holy water?

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02 Sep 2007, 3:58 pm

Lucozade

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02 Sep 2007, 3:58 pm

I know that tea exist, and coffee exist, but not sure about whether God exist...

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02 Sep 2007, 3:58 pm

that and red bull.

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02 Sep 2007, 3:59 pm

Starbuline wrote:

or just holy water?

He would at the very least generate energy with anti-matter.

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02 Sep 2007, 3:59 pm

kreb1958 wrote:

I know that tea exist, and coffee exist, but not sure about whether God exist...

god drinks deer blood.

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02 Sep 2007, 5:02 pm

Tea.

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02 Sep 2007, 6:51 pm

God drinks both in a moderate amount; coffee in the morning, when he needs that extra wake up to take the universe out of autopilot. God drinks tea around three o'clock in america, because the lunch breaks are only long enough to swallow down half a burger and fries before he has to go to the copiers, make some deliveries, and plan his next hurricane and earthquakes. In england, its a little later than that.

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02 Sep 2007, 6:54 pm

Don't be silly. God is a manly man, and drinks
pure corn squeezins.

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02 Sep 2007, 7:40 pm

from what I heard of American coffee, I doubt he would drink that - lol

A Genovese long macciato could be a good chance though.

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02 Sep 2007, 8:57 pm

I'd like to say that god drinks Fosters, but I think he prefers Bud. Light even.

What have American beer and making love in a canoe both got in common?

The are f*****g close to water.

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02 Sep 2007, 8:59 pm

he drinks chimay because it is the beverage of the gods.

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02 Sep 2007, 9:14 pm

No. Then he would drink my semen.

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02 Sep 2007, 9:33 pm

Oh, I remember now...

Nectar

the drink of the Greek Gods.

Also Fosters, "Amber Nectar"!

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02 Sep 2007, 9:37 pm

My God drinks in the back of a limousine.

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02 Sep 2007, 10:25 pm

The_Chosen_One wrote:

I'd like to say that god drinks Fosters, but I think he prefers Bud. Light even.

What have American beer and making love in a canoe both got in common?

The are f***ing close to water.

If Qld is "God's own country", surely s/he would drink Castlemaine XXXX

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