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22 Sep 2007, 2:16 pm

Hi I am Dr. Laura Schlessinger, Queen of the 784th level of Hell... Anybody have any questions about how awesome I am?


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24 Sep 2007, 12:22 pm

Dr Laura can eat a ______.

she's so presumptuous and... just.. e v i l.

it hurts me to listen to her rip people to shreds, and she usually gives terrible advice IMO. but at least i have the humility to acknowledge that it's IMO, unlike a certain radio personality that SHOULD EAT A _____!

sorry, i've had to hear a lot of her, my dad's a fan. he's always giving me advice based on her radio show. her and Dr Phil. heaven forbid those two to ever procreate. poor child "would have hooves!"

i feel the same way about those clowns as i do about Benny Hinn and Tammy Faye Bakker. :x :x :x

have you ever seen big trouble in little china? you know that guy who explodes when he gets mad? that's how Dr Laura makes me feel. and those other clowns. and i'll bet you they all wear too much perfume/cologne, and their favorite colors are all... pastel.. how's THAT for being presumptuous?? :P


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01 Oct 2007, 2:55 pm

Dr laura is such an annoying twat.


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01 Oct 2007, 3:15 pm

Dr. Laura is just another self-help con artist looking to make her fortune. I wish they'd take her off the air.



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03 Oct 2007, 7:08 pm

Dr. Laura is a female, more conservative version of Dr. Phil who is a total bee-yotch!
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04 Oct 2007, 2:59 am

Stockton wrote:
Dr. Laura is just another self-help con artist looking to make her fortune. I wish they'd take her off the air.



exactly. she's like tony robbins but without the freakishly large mandible.



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04 Oct 2007, 1:50 pm

What worries me about her is the apparent reason she transferred (or at least considered transferring; it's been a few years) from Orthodox Judaism to one of the orders of Christianity (I completely forget which one...{fumes}). Namely, the Christianity in question offered the amount of strictness she thought was lacking in Judaism.

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This makes me wonder whether she thinks "good" and "rigidity" vary directly. Especially when Orthodox Judaism is so meticulous in keeping to the Torah's precepts to begin with...What does she think God must be to be worthy of worship? A creature with a soul of diamond? (Hint: Don't think in terms of market value)