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28 Dec 2009, 4:52 pm

Parody of one of Fred Phelps' sermons. :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLnQbgskLnA[/youtube]



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28 Dec 2009, 5:07 pm

Don't you dare post this Satanic excrement, you servant of Beelzebub! Our dear Uncle Fred is God's ambassador on Earth. If you don't remove it, you will burn in Hell, like all gays, atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Taoists, Confucians, Muslims, American soldiers (who serve the evil demon Obama), Roman Catholics, Lutherans, Calvinists, Presbyterians, Jehovah's Witnesses, Anglicans, Quakers, etc.

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28 Dec 2009, 5:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love seeing people sock it to WBC.


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29 Dec 2009, 6:18 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz4Dve6-wCQ&feature=related[/youtube]

This was put together after Phelps prayed that god would burn more Australians on Feb 7 2009


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29 Dec 2009, 8:09 am

Fred Phelps is that so called pastor that preaches hate? I think a story about him was on Discovery Channel. I remember watching it.


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31 Dec 2009, 7:31 pm

I lol'd!


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31 Dec 2009, 10:42 pm

I don't know who this preacher is, but dubbing words seems biased to me at this time.

God, from what I know/believe, is in us. He doesn't judge. Bite my propaganda thread all ye gnostic fish!!1


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31 Dec 2009, 10:45 pm

The Getting YouTube Pooped On topic...

I love it when people splice those videos.


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31 Dec 2009, 10:46 pm

Wait, I want to retract...God does judge, he is in us, the mother/wife protects.
The battle is between the sexes for me. I'm pretty female/male, but it's always a battle.

We judge ourselves all the time. We either get validation for our judgments, or else our will will surmise. There is no stopping will. A lack of self-awareness can delude us.


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01 Jan 2010, 2:40 am

Magnus wrote:
Wait, I want to retract...God does judge, he is in us, the mother/wife protects.
The battle is between the sexes for me. I'm pretty female/male, but it's always a battle.

We judge ourselves all the time. We either get validation for our judgments, or else our will will surmise. There is no stopping will. A lack of self-awareness can delude us.


When they handed out individual portions of God I must have been behind the door. I have managed quite well without this peculiarity and have behaved remarkably well inspite of my disability.