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Hey, actually I am from a southern bloodline, so I have the right to b***h about rednecks (and I'm giving non-southerners the right here to b***h about them too). Actually I am rather ashamed of having this "southern heritage".... A people who have made NO mental progress since the witch trials, what else is there really to say about rednecks? They freaking belong in a zoo with the other apes.
Now, I try to take everyone on an individual basis, so if a few southerners on here who might actually be cool, then I'm not talking bad about you necessarily (because there are undoubtedly even a few good, intelligent rednecks, but theyr ***VERY*** rare). It's that 95 percentile who I am coming down on.

All my life, I have not met anyone as stupid, hard-headed, ignorant, selfish, hypocritical, childish, and all around worthless as the average redneck. They really really really suck big donkey balls.

Well, insulting "Rednecks" is kind of redundant and circular. I mean, it's just a pejorative label, not a person. You can only accurately complain about people on a person-by-person basis. For instance, if you say "Rednecks", not everyone is going to automatically know which specific individuals you mean. Yes, they'll know which basic stereotype group you mean, but not which individuals. I mean, that's like saying it's stupid to be stupid.

But just for the heck of it...

Rednecks are stupid!

There, I said it.

No one has been officially designated a Redneck, so it's as precise as the term "fool".

Actually, I think the idea of an intelligence Redneck is pretty cool! I used to have a crush on a hick girl in high school, and she was in a higher math class than I was, even though we were in the same grade, so I used to imagine her speaking Einsteinian brillance in that hick accent of hers, with a crooked smile and a wink!

Rednecks are not a Southern phenomenon:

Yeah, some rednecks are actually northerners, I've seen this lately too..... Like some northerners migrate here and try to become southerners. I'm not a hard-core yankee either though, they can be just as extreme. I'm just me, plain and simple. But your right, my bad, there are northern rednecks too.

theyre in ur south, sloppin all ur hogz and votin 4 ur republicanz

It's good to know that even when we escape the gang-infested, crime filled cities.. we're still not safe. If you happen to trespass on the wrong property, there's still a chance to have your face blown off with a shotgun. Rednecks: America's faithful protectors of NRA and NASCAR.

The only rednecks I've are West Virginia rednecks. Northern rednecks. If any of you by chance didn't know this, during the Civil War when the south seceeded, West Virginia seceeded from Virginia and remained allied with the Union. There are plenty of WV Rednecks that do the whole southern pride routine, but there's quite a few that haven't forgotten what that state was founded on, and still have progressive pride.

I'm half West Virginian by heritage. My dad is from West Virginia. He's one of 8 kids, some of whom grew up to be rednecks and others of whom grew up to be people who "just happened to have country heritage". I do have a couple Hypo-Christian aunts, like the one who insists that Bush is God's choice as president, or the one who claims that cheating pizza delivery boys isn't immoral.

Me, I've always liked to characterize country stereotypes as "redneck", "hick" and "hillbilly".

A redneck, is simply a country born person with blue collar sensibilities. He probably spent most of his life working with his hands. A lot of rednecks end up in skilled blue collar jobs, like electrician or mason.

A hillbilly is someone who lives in the backwoods and might not be open to modern sensibilities. They might live so far back in the boondocks that they don't have cable TV or even running water. Sometimes they're real friendly and sometimes they're xenophobic, it tends to be extreme either way.

A hick is what I'd call the negative redneck stereotype. Sports confederate flags everywhere, chews tobaccy, hates negroes, and is probably a Christian but never bothered to think about the religion, hence the HypoChristian tag. These are the fools that keep the televangelists in business.

You can go off on your little conservative rants about how "poor people are destroying the nation", but many of you rednecks who talk this s**t are nothing but white trash trailor flunkies living pay check to pay check like the people you put down. Tell me I'm not right about that, I know I am.