My parents live in a lake-side dream house within drivable distances of their places of work, and most of their neighbors like them. Just two years ago, it was their turn to host the annual "Mayfly Festival," which is an informal community event held in celebration of the annual flight of the mayflies. They have plenty of time for themselves, they have excellent retirement plans, their kids are in college and making good grades, the only child they had who did any kind of illicit drugs took his own initiative in putting them down without need for entanglements with the law, their daughter is on her way to being engaged to a slightly dull-witted but morally upright man of her age, and, just to be modern, the gay one is safety conscious and holding down a steady relationship. My mother drives a Mustang Cobra, my father drives a colossal pickup truck that guzzles diesel like Bud Lite, they have a boat in the back yard, and they have a big screen television. Want more? They own a hobby farm out in the woodlands, and they half-jokingly/half-seriously speculate about turning it into a back woods hunting lodge one day. They have a loyal and well-behaved labrador retriever who is always eager to go out birding with my father, and their cat leaves at least one half-gnawed mouse tail at their bedroom door per week. On top of that, my maternal grandmother is in very good health, and, every now and then, she invites her grandchildren to work her yard for a much higher sum of money than the labor is actually worth. Oh, and, by the way, the lady is loaded up the wazoo with land and valuables to pass on to her children and grandchildren for when she finally kicks the old bucket.
I could go on, but here's me: I'm attending a fine university, and I'm well on my way to receiving my first bachelor. I'm planning on going for another one before I take my MCAT to enter medical school, but I can't make any promises about my patience. The mental illness that I suffered for a while during adolescence has gone into remission, and I'm slowly turning into a very bright, kind-hearted person. I am living off-campus in a very clean apartment, and I am close enough to the university that I can ride my bicycle to class every day that the weather holds. Furthermore, I am on extremely good terms with my room-mates, and they are generally pretty quiet. I'm also living within walking distance of one of the few beach areas left that haven't either become overpopulated or been taken over by rich snobs, and it's one of those places where people from all walks of life can relax and feel at home. I could go on.
American dream? I dunno. I'm one lucky bastard, though. That much is clear.
Oh, and one more thing: my beard and moustache are finally starting to come in right, and I look pretty hot when I let them grow out just a tad. Okay, now I'm just being a jerk. 