Pranks on Mormons

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What pranks can I play on Mormons?

I wish to play pranks on all kinds of Mormons (e.g., bishops, church-goers, cub scouts, secretaries, church representatives, etc.), not just door-to-door missionaries.

well, the missionaries are certianly the easiest.

drain the oil or ATF - automatic transmission fluid for non-gearheads, it's the red oil that makes the tranny work from their Lexus. They'll be pissed then they can't go to their cult meetings and the Lexus dealer foots them a bill for an expensive long/short block or tranny replacement.

I have no beef with religion myself, but I CANNOT stand baptists, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, and my dad that preaches the Buddhist faith a bit too far.

If you're ever driving, and see the door to door people walking, roll down your window and yell "MOOOOORMOOOOOOONS."

Interesting

With the door to door ones I have always wanted to invite them in and proceed to get drunk while they talk to me. I would try and keep them at my place as long as a I could while I would drink.

what happened to my post?

Greet them at the door with a bottle of Jack Daniels, keep swigging and keep offering em shots .

wear a bad religion t-shirt like the one you have in your avatar

Why do you want to? I have a couple friends who are Mormon, I can't see why you would single them out for harassment.

BTW, Mormons don't have bishops, or any clergy for that matter.

You can't spell Mormon without Mor(m)on. Hell, there was an article in the WSJ that it was originally called Moroni.

That's why I didn't vote for Mitt Romney. I think he's a big, lying hypocrite.

I think Romney's a big, lying hypocrite too, but that's just because he's a politician. The Mormons I know are good people.

1) They're just pranks. Get over yourself.
2) Mormons have clergy, including bishops, but don't pay them unless you include some of those at the top of the Mormon hierarchy.

walk up to one very cheerfully and say "Mormons huh? HEY! You know what that would spell if you took the other M out?"

it's kind of an Aspie specific joke. that's why i like it

...other than that i got nothing.

1. I'm not Mormon, so this comment is kind of pointless. Just wondering why you want to pick on Mormons and not Jehovah's Witnesses or Southern Baptists or anyone else.
2. According to the Mormons I know, their church is all laity.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336569,00.html