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21 May 2008, 12:30 pm

...the guy just cries out for it! :lol:
His unique combination of jaw-dropping ignorance of U.S. history and economics, boundless pomposity, and presidential aspirations is just something to naturally be made fun of again and again in any country with a sense of humor.

So, here we go! All aboard the Gaffe Express.....

-- Last May, he claimed that tornadoes in Kansas killed a whopping 10,000 people: "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." The actual death toll: 12.
Not only that, but he's too dumb to realize that 10,000 people CANNOT be killed by tornados! Tornados are far too localized to kill that many people in one place at one time.

-- Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go."

-- Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, S.D., audience, Obama exulted: "Thank you, Sioux City. ... I said it wrong. I've been in Iowa for too long. I'm sorry."

-- Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: "Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it's not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle." On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?

-- Obama has as much trouble with numbers as he has with maps. Last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Ala., he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement:

"There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Ala., because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born."

Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965. His spokesman, Bill Burton, later explained that Obama was "speaking metaphorically about the civil rights movement as a whole."

-- Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by homing in on a lack of translators: "We only have a certain number of them, and if they are all in Iraq, then it's harder for us to use them in Afghanistan." The real reason it's "harder for us to use them" in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi or other non-Arabic languages.

-- Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste cleanup:

"Here's something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I'm not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don't know exactly what's going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I'll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport."

I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he's voted on at least one defense authorization bill that addressed the "costs, schedules, and technical issues" dealing with the nation's most contaminated nuclear waste site.

-- Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama's "Dreams from My Father":

"Then, there's the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don't exist, say the magazine's own historians."

-- And in perhaps the most seriously troubling set of gaffes of them all, Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that Iran doesn't "pose a serious threat to us" -- cluelessly arguing that "tiny countries" with small defense budgets can't do us harm -- and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, "I've made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave."


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21 May 2008, 12:53 pm

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"Then, there's the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don't exist, say the magazine's own historians."


If we can't count on him to remember which magazine he read when he was 9, we can't count on him to eat pretzels or be the president.



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21 May 2008, 1:17 pm

And worst of all............................he's destined to be the 44th President of The United States of America :twisted:



Ragtime wrote:
...the guy just cries out for it! :lol:
His unique combination of jaw-dropping ignorance of U.S. history and economics, boundless pomposity, and presidential aspirations is just something to naturally be made fun of again and again in any country with a sense of humor.

So, here we go! All aboard the Gaffe Express.....

-- Last May, he claimed that tornadoes in Kansas killed a whopping 10,000 people: "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." The actual death toll: 12.
Not only that, but he's too dumb to realize that 10,000 people CANNOT be killed by tornados! Tornados are far too localized to kill that many people in one place at one time.

-- Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go."

-- Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, S.D., audience, Obama exulted: "Thank you, Sioux City. ... I said it wrong. I've been in Iowa for too long. I'm sorry."

-- Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: "Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it's not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle." On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?

-- Obama has as much trouble with numbers as he has with maps. Last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Ala., he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement:

"There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Ala., because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born."

Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965. His spokesman, Bill Burton, later explained that Obama was "speaking metaphorically about the civil rights movement as a whole."

-- Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by homing in on a lack of translators: "We only have a certain number of them, and if they are all in Iraq, then it's harder for us to use them in Afghanistan." The real reason it's "harder for us to use them" in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi or other non-Arabic languages.

-- Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste cleanup:

"Here's something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I'm not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don't know exactly what's going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I'll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport."

I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he's voted on at least one defense authorization bill that addressed the "costs, schedules, and technical issues" dealing with the nation's most contaminated nuclear waste site.

-- Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama's "Dreams from My Father":

"Then, there's the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don't exist, say the magazine's own historians."

-- And in perhaps the most seriously troubling set of gaffes of them all, Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that Iran doesn't "pose a serious threat to us" -- cluelessly arguing that "tiny countries" with small defense budgets can't do us harm -- and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, "I've made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave."



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21 May 2008, 1:18 pm

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I hate to keep beating up on Obama...



lies.



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21 May 2008, 1:19 pm

D1nk0 wrote:
And worst of all............................he's destined to be the 44th President of The United States of America :twisted:


You're right, that would be the biggest gaffe of them all -- but it would be ours. :|


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21 May 2008, 1:48 pm

Ragtime wrote:
...the guy just cries out for it! :lol:
His unique combination of jaw-dropping ignorance of U.S. history and economics, boundless pomposity, and presidential aspirations is just something to naturally be made fun of again and again in any country with a sense of humor.

So, here we go! All aboard the Gaffe Express.....

-- Last May, he claimed that tornadoes in Kansas killed a whopping 10,000 people: "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." The actual death toll: 12.
Not only that, but he's too dumb to realize that 10,000 people CANNOT be killed by tornados! Tornados are far too localized to kill that many people in one place at one time.

-- Earlier this month in Oregon, he redrew the map of the United States: "Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go."

-- Last week, in front of a roaring Sioux Falls, S.D., audience, Obama exulted: "Thank you, Sioux City. ... I said it wrong. I've been in Iowa for too long. I'm sorry."

-- Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: "Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it's not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle." On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?

-- Obama has as much trouble with numbers as he has with maps. Last March, on the anniversary of the Bloody Sunday march in Selma, Ala., he claimed his parents united as a direct result of the civil rights movement:

"There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Ala., because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born."

Obama was born in 1961. The Selma march took place in 1965. His spokesman, Bill Burton, later explained that Obama was "speaking metaphorically about the civil rights movement as a whole."

-- Earlier this month in Cape Girardeau, Mo., Obama showed off his knowledge of the war in Afghanistan by homing in on a lack of translators: "We only have a certain number of them, and if they are all in Iraq, then it's harder for us to use them in Afghanistan." The real reason it's "harder for us to use them" in Afghanistan: Iraqis speak Arabic or Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto, Farsi or other non-Arabic languages.

-- Over the weekend in Oregon, Obama pleaded ignorance of the decades-old, multi-billion-dollar massive Hanford nuclear waste cleanup:

"Here's something that you will rarely hear from a politician, and that is that I'm not familiar with the Hanford, uuuuhh, site, so I don't know exactly what's going on there. (Applause.) Now, having said that, I promise you I'll learn about it by the time I leave here on the ride back to the airport."

I assume on that ride, a staffer reminded him that he's voted on at least one defense authorization bill that addressed the "costs, schedules, and technical issues" dealing with the nation's most contaminated nuclear waste site.

-- Last March, the Chicago Tribune reported this little-noticed nugget about a fake autobiographical detail in Obama's "Dreams from My Father":

"Then, there's the copy of Life magazine that Obama presents as his racial awakening at age 9. In it, he wrote, was an article and two accompanying photographs of an African-American man physically and mentally scarred by his efforts to lighten his skin. In fact, the Life article and the photographs don't exist, say the magazine's own historians."

-- And in perhaps the most seriously troubling set of gaffes of them all, Obama told a Portland crowd over the weekend that Iran doesn't "pose a serious threat to us" -- cluelessly arguing that "tiny countries" with small defense budgets can't do us harm -- and then promptly flip-flopped the next day, claiming, "I've made it clear for years that the threat from Iran is grave."


There is only the bootheel of Missouri separating Arkansas and Kentucky.


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21 May 2008, 2:10 pm

Jeez, everyone makes gaffes and slips of the tongue. :roll:


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21 May 2008, 2:21 pm

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Jeez, everyone makes gaffes and slips of the tongue. :roll:


Would that be said if the subject were Bush? Heck there are books on Bushisms.



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21 May 2008, 2:29 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Odin wrote:
Jeez, everyone makes gaffes and slips of the tongue. :roll:


Would that be said if the subject were Bush? Heck there are books on Bushisms.


there's a significant difference in frequency between obama and bush.



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21 May 2008, 2:43 pm

skafather84 wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Odin wrote:
Jeez, everyone makes gaffes and slips of the tongue. :roll:


Would that be said if the subject were Bush? Heck there are books on Bushisms.


there's a significant difference in frequency between obama and bush.


There's a significantly shorter time period for Obama too.



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21 May 2008, 2:44 pm

Bush is old and Texan; we expect it. ;)

Between Obama and his friends, I hope to have many more "WTF 8O" moments in the campaign to come.

At least when Hillary says something false or otherwise off-putting, it doesn't necessarily imply anything about the actual state of her knowledge...


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21 May 2008, 2:49 pm

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Bush is old and Texan; we expect it. ;)

Between Obama and his friends, I hope to have many more "WTF 8O" moments in the campaign to come.

At least when Hillary says something false or otherwise off-putting, it doesn't necessarily imply anything about the actual state of her knowledge...


Yeah, but that is because she is a lying cream puff.



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21 May 2008, 2:49 pm

No one can be worse than the moron we have now, except perhaps McCain, who doesn't know the difference between Sunni and Shia.



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No one can be worse than the moron we have now, except perhaps McCain, who doesn't know the difference between Sunni and Shia.


Shi'ite.



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21 May 2008, 2:53 pm

skafather84 wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Odin wrote:
Jeez, everyone makes gaffes and slips of the tongue. :roll:


Would that be said if the subject were Bush? Heck there are books on Bushisms.


there's a significant difference in frequency between obama and bush.


Indeed there is! :lol:


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21 May 2008, 2:56 pm

Quote:
-- Explaining last week why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky, Obama again botched basic geography: "Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it's not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle." On what map is Arkansas closer to Kentucky than Illinois?


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There is only the bootheel of Missouri separating Arkansas and Kentucky.


Ohio boarders Kentucky. Arkansas does not. Yet, Obama felt comfortable
enough to go out of his way to make his incorrect point about geography.

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