YOU SUCK AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE

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04 Sep 2008, 1:10 pm

An original (mostly) work by T-rav20 Copyright forever-and-ever All rights connected and unconnected to this work even tangentially including your rights which belong to me, reserved

YOU
yes, that's right -YOU, sitting there in your beautiful chair, with your beautiful life
YOU SUCK AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE
yes, even YOU
YOU SUCK AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE
every tom dick and harry, every jill sue and mary
YOU SUCK AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE
How dare you commit your terrible crimes, yes even thougt you love dogs never ever cheat help old ladies across the street are honest as the day is long
HOU HAVE COMMITED TERRIBLE CRIMES
YOU SUCK AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE
how dare you commit crimes aganst precious gaia sitting there starring at your computer which is derived from petroleum byproducts and metals torn from her beau'teous bosom!! !! !! !
how dare you commie pinkos endanger our country tis of thee ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!! !! !! !! !! !
how dare you evil industrialist fascist pigs oppress the working class!! !! !!
how dare you discriminate against any race gender or sexual preference ever in any way we deem inappropriate, EVER!! !! !! !!
how dare you practice any religion but the one we deem most holy if we deem any at all to be holy in which case you practice any at all!! !! !
HOW DARE YOU!! !! !! !! !!
yes, you have committed a crime even if you didnt know about it YOU COMMITTED ONE!! !! !! !
DIDYOUEVERPICKAPENNYUPOFFTHESTREET... WELL DID YOU?! !! !! THATS THEFT!! !! !!
HA!! !! !! ! YOUDIDCOMMITACRIME!! !! !! !!
even if you never committed a crime you are guilty for everything your ancestors ever did EVER!! !! !! !! THATS RIGHT EVERY CRIME ANYONE RELATED TO YOU AT ALL EVER COMMITTED YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR!! !! !!
YOU!! !! !!
PERSONALLY!! !! !! !
YOU DESERVE TO DIE IN A HORRIBLE NUCLEAR RADIOACTIVE VOLCANIC FIREBALL OF POISONOUS RAZOR BLADED BULLETS!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
YES!! !! !! !! !
you pinko sinning against god capitalist murdering imperialist cultural darwinist racist racial hippy redneck furrin poopy-head!! !! !! !!
YOU GO AND SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUVE DONE!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !
Right now.

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04 Sep 2008, 1:13 pm

C'mon, dude! Don't hold back ... tell us how you really feel!

:roll:

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04 Sep 2008, 1:19 pm

As long as we're al clear on why, that's cool.

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04 Sep 2008, 1:26 pm

yes, I knew it..

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04 Sep 2008, 1:27 pm

so..uh...

Out of interest.

what did you use to post that?

*edit*
missing word

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04 Sep 2008, 1:37 pm

omg is this forum really full of people who blame there problems on other people?
anyway seems like so many on the spectrum are angry at other people...

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04 Sep 2008, 1:59 pm

I laughed my a** off! :lol:

That was great!

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04 Sep 2008, 2:23 pm

Yeah!

Dirty butthole

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04 Sep 2008, 2:51 pm

*ahem* "Lights please?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, of late I have noticed a distressing tendency at our fair forum:"

DOES EVERY ONE DESERVE TO DIE?
WHY X GROUP OF PEOPLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING WRONG
"Do you notice any thing wrong with this?"

"YES! The truth is while these statements are important they don't go nearly far enough! So tonight I declare"
EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING BAD EVER

"and I present a bold new initiative"
EVERYONE DESERVES TO DIE
"So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell:"

"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR IT!"

"Go out! Kill your family! Kill your friends! Kill your neighbors! Kill your countrymen! Kill random passersby in the street! Go to a graveyard and dig them up to make sure they aren't pretending! Kill them in their homes and in their shops! and at the end of that, if you should find yourself to be the last human being on earth, Kill yourself! only until the scourge that is humanity is eliminated can anything be safe for anything again, ever! so I say to you, ladies and gentlemen; Good Night, God Bless and,
KILL! KILL!! KILL!! !"

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04 Sep 2008, 3:44 pm

Sounds cool

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04 Sep 2008, 3:47 pm

T-rav20 wrote:

"So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out......."

When I was reading this part, I was expecting the next thing to be something like, "and I will be there to shoot your damn head off!"

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04 Sep 2008, 4:04 pm

Why am I getting the feeling that I am the only one getting the joke?

Or I'm the butt of one.
:oops:

Oh well.

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04 Sep 2008, 5:20 pm

pheonixiis wrote:

Why am I getting the feeling that I am the only one getting the joke?

Or I'm the butt of one.
:oops:

Oh well.

Last sane man?
Really, I wrote this to be so over the top no one would take it seriously, ever. apparently teh internets have just warped us all that much...
(plus there is the first line of my sig, too subtle?)

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04 Sep 2008, 5:52 pm

T-rav20 wrote:

(plus there is the first line of my sig, too subtle?)

Musta' been. :lol: