Upcoming Election?
Here in Canada we also have an election looming. Ironically, it was called after the American and will still be done sooner.
Anyway. this was a letter to the editor of the Edmonton sun, here in Alberta.
I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, NDP / Liberal supporters, were standing there.
So I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister, what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow... what a worthy goal", I told her. "You dont have to wait until you are Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I will pay you $50. Then I will take you over to the grocery where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $50 towards a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her folks still aren't talking to me.
- Robert Johnston
Made me laugh! Bear in mind that I am disabled. I am struggling two days into a new job, first I have had in over a year.
Anyway, it is a little simplistic, we all know $50 isnt going to help that homeless guy. I'm sure even the little girl recognised that. What I am really getting at is this:
Has the little girl just come face to face with the dichotomy of self advancement verses social justice? Has she then realized that those houses would come from the collective work of people just like her?
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davidred wrote...
I installed Ubuntu once and it completely destroyed my paying relationship with Microsoft.
And here I was thinking, "Only In America" - read on...
A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.
One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school.
She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying.
He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she was hung over.
Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.
The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing".
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".