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26 Sep 2008, 5:42 pm

This is not intended to offend anyone, it's an extension of this thread where we started making characteristics of a fake religion. This is intended for fun and nothing more.

So far this is what we've got for commandments:
1st Commandment - Thou shall not interfere with the lives of others for living differently then you.
2nd Commandment - Thous shall not live outside the law of limited competition.
3rd Commandment - Thou shalt not worship any Gods before me. (Except z0rp because he's a divine authority)
4th Commandment - Thou belongth to the world, not the otherway around.

We should do around 13 commandments, we also need a good creation myth, stories etc. We'll make our own gospel!

Also anyone may contribute to this, just make sure to read the latest posts in the thread as I believe after a period of time you're no longer aloud to edit your posts here, therefore I cannot update the first post of the thread every once in a while.



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26 Sep 2008, 5:59 pm

The Aspergian Island folks already came up with a whacky creation myth we could use.


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26 Sep 2008, 6:36 pm

Dang! I thought this was gonna be about WordPerfect. I miss WordPerfect!
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26 Sep 2008, 7:23 pm

Orwell wrote:
The Aspergian Island folks already came up with a whacky creation myth we could use.


Wacky, but a very likable myth.


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27 Sep 2008, 1:32 am

4th Commandment - Thou belongth to the world, not the otherway around.

what the hell is that supposed to mean..? What if I want to get in a space shuttle and go straight to the moon..?



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27 Sep 2008, 1:44 am

Orwell wrote:
The Aspergian Island folks already came up with a whacky creation myth we could use.


Embarrassing BS; makes us look bad

I should note here that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is under Creative Commons licensing


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27 Sep 2008, 12:09 pm

ShawnWilliam wrote:
4th Commandment - Thou belongth to the world, not the otherway around.

what the hell is that supposed to mean..? What if I want to get in a space shuttle and go straight to the moon..?

Dunno, ask the guy who made it up, I only made up the 3rd Commandment which was basically just a rip-off of the Jewish 1st Commandment.



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27 Sep 2008, 1:45 pm

I don't want no stinkin religion! :evil: .. unless we get to abolish the government, and it involves a new independant living.. where we are healthy, and responsible beings.. because we have Hemp!!

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27 Sep 2008, 2:07 pm

Garlicism is the true religion of WrongPlanet. For the Holy Monorail!


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27 Sep 2008, 2:44 pm

The only true religion is the one that has no members.

Be true to yourself. Forget religion.


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