Pook wrote:
Why is PC to bash Christians and Jews?
Because it isn't PC to bash gays, blacks, asians, poles, swedes, women, or the intellectually challenged any more, and somebody has to provide the material for jokes.
How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.
Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Lutherans: None - Lutherans don’t believe in change.
Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Anglicans: CHANGE the lightbulb?!?! My grandmother dontated that lightbulb!
Amish: What’s a light bulb?