We of the D.O.V.H declare that no events prior to January 1st 2000 A.D. ever occurred. All video, audio, and literary sources, as well as any other physical remnants implying that any occurrences occurred prior to the start of accepted history, are blatant forgeries and are either to be destroyed because they are misleading or to be scorned for their deception of the masses.
Also, there are no countries other than the United States and there are no other languages than English. Any attempt to decipher forged constructed languages will be met with ridicule and shunning for the wasting of one's time in such a useless and pointless attempt, as even if another language existed, it is impossible to translate another's natural language and even the slightest error in translation would make the entire translation unreadable, much less understandable.
Welcome to the first Nine Years Of Verified History.*
*N.B., no person born before 1/1/2000 truly exists, they are a figment of your imagination and must be reported to your mandatory therapist immediately for decontamination of your mind.
15 Mar 2009, 2:00 am
