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13 Mar 2009, 2:08 pm

I surprised the onion hasn't lampooned this.

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13 Mar 2009, 2:37 pm

Fuzzy wrote:

I surprised the onion hasn't lampooned this.

Muslims find out the Onion lampooned them, threaten violence.

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13 Mar 2009, 3:09 pm

Muslims find out Muslims threaten violence; threaten violence?

Too much to hope?

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13 Mar 2009, 3:22 pm

I can't believe "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is not butter - Muslims threaten violence.

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13 Mar 2009, 3:31 pm

Violence finds out Muslim threatens violence; threatens Muslims.

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13 Mar 2009, 3:39 pm

one day the norwegians are gonna threaten violence

and you will all be afraid!

we even got oil :]

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13 Mar 2009, 4:56 pm

ZEGH8578 wrote:

one day the norwegians are gonna threaten violence

and you will all be afraid!

we even got oil :]

It's those stockpiles of lutafisk that frighten me!

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13 Mar 2009, 5:02 pm

Fnord wrote:

ZEGH8578 wrote:

one day the norwegians are gonna threaten violence

and you will all be afraid!

we even got oil :]

It's those stockpiles of lutafisk that frighten me!

we are working on a lutefisk bomb as we speak.

similar to the concept of a napalm bomb, but much more horrifying, in that the exploding all-covering gel that makes napalm burn, has been replaced with a gel that is lutefisk itself. and makes you smell.

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13 Mar 2009, 5:04 pm

I, for one, whole-heartedly welcome our new Norwegian masters!

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13 Mar 2009, 5:05 pm

ZEGH8578 wrote:

similar to the concept of a napalm bomb, but much more horrifying, in that the exploding all-covering gel that makes napalm burn, has been replaced with a gel that is lutefisk itself. and makes you smell.

Muslims threaten violence on hearing that something is more fishy than the prophet Mohammed and smells more than Islam.

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13 Mar 2009, 5:08 pm

Fnord wrote:

I, for one, whole-heartedly welcome our new Norwegian masters!

:wink:

then let the norwegianization commence!! !

we demand fish sticks, fish buns, fish cakes, smoked fish, pickled fish, rotten fish and plain raw fish to be served to all school children!

also, we demand mountainbuilding in flat landscapes. your not a real norwegian, unless you live in a mountain, and we cant make you a norwegian if theres no mountains nearby.

each day, every citizen of the new global norvegaia will proclaim the sacred "millom bakkar og berg" (ask any norwegian, this is close to their heart)

then we dance in wooden shoes. no wait.. those are the swiss.

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