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philosopher
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13 Apr 2009, 10:25 am

The emperor elephant in the room has no clothes.

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13 Apr 2009, 10:37 am

philosopher wrote:

The emperor elephant in the room has no clothes.

A naked elephant is quite pornographic. It should at least wear a bikini bathing suit or a pair of boxer shorts.

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13 Apr 2009, 10:44 am

You scandanavian dudes are some sick mfs

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13 Apr 2009, 10:48 am

philosopher wrote:

You scandanavian dudes are some sick mfs

We New Yorkers can get pretty nauseating also. C'est la vie.

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20 Apr 2009, 12:23 pm

time to represent for CHICAGO!! !! !! ! SOUTH SIDE!! ! HYDE PARK!! !! !! !! ! lol.
how about a complex algorithim? that always works with the bimbos i talk to (the only girls who will talk to me)

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20 Apr 2009, 12:27 pm

are we just coming up with weird s**t to put on a t-shirt?

what about a t-shirt with man-nipples on it. that would be cool.

or maybe just text "NIPPLES"

what about a portrait, but the other way around, just a big hairy back of someones head.

"This T-shirt is cursed.
If you finish reading
this entire message
you will soon be the victim
of some horrible illness.
You have been cursed."

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20 Apr 2009, 12:57 pm

"By the time you have finished reading my shirt, I have taken several lewd photos of you that I will masturbate too." XD

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20 Apr 2009, 6:33 pm

Here are some T-shirts I would like to see:

1. Black shirt with an angry Jesus throwing a helpless fish into a fiery furnace. "Does Jesus Hate Me? Matthew 13:47"

2. A circle with a few big people, and a circle with many more small people below it. "Size isn't everything"

3. A T-shirt featuring my avatar!

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21 Apr 2009, 12:18 am

I'm heavily considering getting my boyfriend a t-shirt that reads:

"I love someone with Autism..."

on the back,

"...all night long".

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21 Apr 2009, 12:26 am

With a computer, Photoshop, a scanner, a printer, an iron and an ironing board, and transfer paper you can make any damned pattern you want on a T shirt. Why talk about it if you can do it?

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