Arkansas to test meth for corona virus

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29 Feb 2020, 2:16 pm

Public health in mind you know.
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29 Feb 2020, 2:53 pm

So... next they will offer to test your stash of crack for AIDS?

And while they are at it they will give that car you stole an emissions test, and a free road inspection? :lol:

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29 Feb 2020, 3:01 pm

Oh yes, serve and protect you know.

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29 Feb 2020, 3:04 pm

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... you can call law enforcement so they can “test your meth in the privacy of your home.”

Priceless

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29 Feb 2020, 3:07 pm

Hope they hire experienced experts to test that meth :lol:

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29 Feb 2020, 3:32 pm

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Hope they hire experienced experts to test that meth :lol:

Are you volunteering? :wink:

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29 Feb 2020, 4:49 pm

BenderRodriguez wrote:

Karamazov wrote:

Hope they hire experienced experts to test that meth :lol:

Are you volunteering? :wink:

Sadly I don’t have the relevant experience: even when I was a dropout I somehow managed to do it wrong :lol:

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29 Feb 2020, 4:57 pm

Pfft. Everybody knows that meth gets sterilized when you cook it. It's the raw opium that you have to watch out for. That's where all the viruses come from.

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29 Feb 2020, 4:57 pm

I'm pretty sure the cooking of the chrystal meth would kill off any diseases,it would be very hard for chrystal meth to ever transmit any diseases.standard non smokeable cocaine could transmit diseases though.

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29 Feb 2020, 5:02 pm

Darmok wrote:

Pfft. Everybody knows that meth gets sterilized when you cook it. It's the raw opium that you have to watch out for. That's where all the viruses come from.

It’s from the unhealthy cooks that sneeze into the product.
As for opium, you’ve been watching Ozark haven’t you.It’s bs, those poppies don’t grow well here.Too humid.

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29 Feb 2020, 5:03 pm

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We like to fish in Arkansas, the cops were trolling for catfish.

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29 Feb 2020, 5:08 pm

Darmok wrote:

Pfft. Everybody knows that meth gets sterilized when you cook it. It's the raw opium that you have to watch out for. That's where all the viruses come from.

raw opium would be smoked and morphine and heroin would have to be cooked before injection otherwise the codeine could cause serious side effects.If morphine or heroin are not melted down before injection then the codeine can't be extracted.If codeine is ever injected horrible things happen.

In Siberia due to heroin shortages they started injecting codeine and they called it crocodil and it causes peoples skin to come of the bone among other horrible side effects,including stroke and death.
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