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28 Sep 2008, 12:18 pm

Getting back to the original topic of this post, if this happened to me I would kill the doctors then kill myself. Harsh yes, but I would find life so not worth living that that's what I would be driven to. At least that's what I think I would do, I might be stopped by a fear of going to Hell (I am not religious, not sure that there is a God, and certainly doubtful about a God who cares one way or another about humanity, but the possibility that there could be a Hell, however slight, is frightening).

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28 Sep 2008, 1:14 pm

Yeah, sorry 'bout hi-jacking the original post...

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28 Sep 2008, 1:56 pm

I dunno.......
It would take a lot of worrying off.
It would take away stress
And it'd shut up my mother's, "When will I get grandchildren?" I'll be all, "Sorry mom, no penis!"

it might be nice!!

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28 Sep 2008, 2:13 pm

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I dunno.......
It would take a lot of worrying off.
It would take away stress
And it'd shut up my mother's, "When will I get grandchildren?" I'll be all, "Sorry mom, no penis!"

it might be nice!!

Um... Dude? Stay away from liqour and scissors for a while... Okay?

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28 Sep 2008, 2:15 pm

he had cancer in it didn't he? would've dropped off anyway.

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28 Sep 2008, 2:28 pm

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he had cancer in it didn't he? would've dropped off anyway.

I doubt it wouldve just dropped off... Cancer isn't leprosy, after all.
It would have killed him, but at least it's a more dignified death.

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28 Sep 2008, 2:40 pm

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Are you implying that sexual gratification is the only thing which makes life worth living? And you would commit murder and suicide over this one aspect of life? That sounds pretty shallow to me.

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28 Sep 2008, 3:17 pm

What's wrong with being a eunuch? Used to be quite common.

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28 Sep 2008, 3:30 pm

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What's wrong with being a eunuch? Used to be quite common.

Eunuchs were eunuchs after birth; didn't know any different. Which was perverse. Which was what was wrong. I am actually completely sober today. No, really. I am.

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28 Sep 2008, 3:34 pm

If it's so "perverse" and "wrong," then why do we do it to our pets?

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28 Sep 2008, 3:37 pm

Good point!! !

It's the difference between an inside cat and an outside cat!

oh, speaking of emasculating, Microsoft is updating the Zune software!!

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28 Sep 2008, 3:48 pm

Cyberman wrote:

archdude wrote:

Are you implying that sexual gratification is the only thing which makes life worth living? And you would commit murder and suicide over this one aspect of life? That sounds pretty shallow to me.

Sex is not everything. It's the only thing.

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28 Sep 2008, 3:49 pm

WurdBendur wrote:

Cyberman wrote:

archdude wrote:

Are you implying that sexual gratification is the only thing which makes life worth living? And you would commit murder and suicide over this one aspect of life? That sounds pretty shallow to me.

Sex is not everything. It's the only thing.

n***a please!

You MUST be kidding.

Distroy the Death Star or kill Nazi's in a video game, getting a raise on your job, donating a kidney, etc..

those are better than sex!

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28 Sep 2008, 3:50 pm

Cyberman wrote:

If it's so "perverse" and "wrong," then why do we do it to our pets?

We cut their balls off so they're easier to control and don't breed. Eunuchs lost the lot for religious/traditional reasons. They were, however, easier to control...

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28 Sep 2008, 3:52 pm

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You MUST be kidding.

You're right.

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28 Sep 2008, 4:04 pm

madduck, tell me you didn't just say video games are better than sex!
Please? Just let me hear the denial! Just a little bit?

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