Hawaii café bans Trump voters - "no Nazis" allowed

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Maybe edit quotes every now and then to avoid those? Or even just reply with a ^ before to refer to the previous poster.

I don't know why I bother anyway.

According to the insane leftist-wing fascist-stream corporate-controlled media-outlets of the West... Vladimir Putin is some kind of Ultimate Ultra-Super-Villain, capable of hacking the whole entire world and bringing all of our computers and e-mails completely under His control, and even being able to do so whilst blind-folded...! With both hands tied behind his back... whilst managing to do so with only two military bases outside of Russia near its own borders against the U.S.'s 150+ bases scattered all world-wide and mostly concentrated around Russia's borders.

Can you BELIEVE that Putin guy, I mean, that guy is SO POWERFUL that he's even able to pull off the BOLD move of setting up the Country of Russia and strategically placing a COUNTRY right NEXT to the U.S. Military Bases ! This is CLEARLY a sign of AGGRESSION when you're building up a whole entire country NEAR to a BUNCH of U.S. Military Bases that are somehow located a whole 5000 miles or so away from the U.S. itself. What is Putin thinking!? Setting up your country right NEXT to all of those WEAPONISED Military Bases! Why, President Putin apparently even has the power to interfere with NATO's morale, such as managing to destroy more ISIS terrorists in two weeks without harming any civilian targets that combined U.S. & NATO forces had been completely unable to accomplish even after more than a full year, causing massive butt-hurts to NATO & U.S. intelligence-forces due to that rape of Western ego.

Why, what next, Vladimir Putin might even be able to make U.S. and NATO forces cry foul, complaining that Putin has this damn Lance that is being used as Evidence against U.S. & NATO & other so-called allied forces, such that Putin was even THRUSTING that damn Lance of His into NATO & U.S. forces, REPEATEDLY!! ! ...causing the U.S. & NATO to become extremely butt-hurt over the over-whelming amount of Evidence to NATO & the U.S. that Putin had been Right and the Sane guy all along. Why, the U.S. & NATO must have been COWERING in FEAR over the AMOUNT of EVIDENCE that was just GUSHING out of Putin's LANCE, even thinking to themselves that it must have been some sort of BAZOOKA with how it just kept on EXPLODING with EVIDENCE of Putin's righteous MANLINESS...! O_O

Sorry, Putin was mentioned, couldn't help myself...

Oh, snap, I just realised that I accidentally left something out. I fixed my quote and added the missing part in the bolded text... this reply would also not be complete without some Pro-Wrastlin' of course...

Ban-Dodger wrote:

Why, what next, Vladimir Putin might even be able to make U.S. and NATO forces cry foul, complaining that Putin has this damn Lance that is being used as Evidence against U.S. & NATO & other so-called allied forces, such that Putin was even THRUSTING that damn Lance of His into NATO & U.S. forces, REPEATEDLY... from BEHIND of all places! ...causing the U.S. & NATO to become extremely butt-hurt over the over-whelming amount of Evidence to NATO & the U.S. that Putin had been Right and the Sane guy all along. Why, the U.S. & NATO must have been COWERING in FEAR over the AMOUNT of EVIDENCE that was just GUSHING out of Putin's LANCE, even thinking to themselves that it must have been some sort of BAZOOKA with how it just kept on EXPLODING with EVIDENCE of Putin's righteous MANLINESS...! O_O

Forgive me, but Aspie that I am, I can't tell if you're being facetious or not.