10 Sep 2011, 11:04 am
10 Sep 2011, 5:38 pm
Dear Fnord, 'lack of evidence'? 'absence of evidence'? Read the 3 posts from Beauty Pact and myself, then check your roof for reindeer droppings! Sylkat 
10 Sep 2011, 5:44 pm
10 Sep 2011, 6:50 pm
Dear Fnord, Thanks for the new ancient sacred holy day; is it a paid holiday? Do I get presents? I await breathlessly your disclosure of the sacred secret rituals; this won't involve sacrifices, will it? I am leaning towards the logical viewpoint that what is (are?) trailing the Mother Ship are the pods carrying the sleeping Priests of Moo, destined to awaken when they land, and create a new world religion, which somehow, mysteriously, you already know about...who ARE you, really? Sylkat 
10 Sep 2011, 7:09 pm
Holidays do not get paid.
I'll regift my masala dabba for you.
Well, they seem to have strong parallels to Festivus, which, as we all know, is a fictional holiday.
All will be revealed to those who achieve true enlightenment.
- I am the Fnord; you shall have no other Fnords before me.
- I am the typographic representation of disinformation or irrelevant information intending to misdirect, with the implication of a worldwide conspiracy.
- I am evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
- I am that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a Slurpee.
- I am the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
- I am this really, really tall mountain.
- I am the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
- I am the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
- I am place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
- I am an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
- I am a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
- I am the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
- I am the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
- I am where the buses hide at night.
- I am the empty pages at the end of the book.
- I am the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
- I am why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
- I am the little green pebble in your shoe.
- I am the orange print in the yellow pages.
- I am a pickle without the bumps. I am why ducks eat trees.
- I am toast without bread. I am a venetian blind without the slats.
- I am the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel.
- I am an apostrophe on drugs.
- I am the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for the Ariel font.
- I am the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
- I am the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
- I am the echo of silence.
- I am the parsley on the plate of life.
- I am the sales tax on happiness.
- I am the preposition at the end of sixpence.
- I am the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
- I am the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
- I am the donut hole.
- I am the whole donut.
- I am an annoying series of email messages.
- I am the color only blind people can see.
- I am the serial number on a box of cereal.
- I am the Universe with decreasing entropy.
- I am the naked mole rat without Herpes Simplex 427
- I am the yin without yang.
- I am a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
- I am why Lisp has so many parentheses.
- I am the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
- I am double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
- I am the "een" in baleen whale.
- I am neither a particle nor a wave.
- I am the space in between the pixels on your screen.
- I am the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
- I am the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
- I am an antebellum flagellum fella.
- I am a sentient vacuum cleaner.
- I am the smallest number greater than zero.
- I live in the empty space above a decimal point.
- I am the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
- I am the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
- I was last seen on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.
- I am the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
- I am the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
- I am why doctors ask you to cough.
- I am the "ooo" in the "varooom" of race cars.
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10 Sep 2011, 7:11 pm
10 Sep 2011, 8:07 pm
Dear Fnord, Wow, so funny, and so evocative of 'Thunder, Perfect Mind'...sounds like you are very familiar with the Gnostic gospels, thank you for the reply, it's great! Beauty Pact,don't Finnish military/ security priorities seem a bit 'off' when they focus on tourist pictures of Santa instead of poking around in the snow to find the X-men's headquarters? THEY are the ones controlling that so- called comet! It is probably a transport bringing more of their fellow mutants (actually typical citizens of their home planet) to Earth....Sylkat
10 Sep 2011, 8:12 pm
11 Sep 2011, 11:06 am
Dear Deacon Blues, I'm sorry, I don't understand: was the big metal gate/ door under the snow part of the doctor's mansion? Anyhow, that former asteroid is undoubtedly their first ship, and Elenin is simply the Mother Ship of the second wave. Fnord, upon re-reading I see great similarity to the 'Song of Amergan' as well as to 'Thunder,Perfect Mind' and since Amergan and his people were invading Ireland,should we take your poem as a message of intent? I knew you had something to do with that flotilla, which makes Beauty Pact correct, it definitely is NOT a comet!! Sylkat. 
who wonders, if he shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy, who DID shoot the deputy?
