Kim Jong Il dead at 69

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18 Dec 2011, 11:46 pm

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d@mn lil' Kim died...who expected that!

here's to hoping that North Korea will have a more sane leader.
Hurry North Korean people....do something before his son takes office!!

Sorry, but I cant say anything nice about this guy.

btw...did he happen to get taken out by a drone...or what caused his death??

Jojo

That is what they are going to fear in this and what will happen is that we all know 2012 is suppose to be the "End of The world" year, I feel this puts us in the tipping point World War 3, or in LaRouche's comments, a Thermal Nuclear War and Mass Population decline of 6+ Trillion people, and that means this death will be the first Country that might end up going to war first then Iran will follow.

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19 Dec 2011, 12:12 am

Well military has been put on high alert, so much for a chance for the North Koreans to be free from oppression.
What is interesting is that Kim Jung il created a state sponsored cult. Kim Jong Il was so ruthless partailly because he was so spoiled growing up. I dont think Kim Jong Un to be any different. Not only is Kim Jong Un probably spoiled useless, but he has seen such horrible things his father has done and how much ppl worshiped him for it. I predict that Kim Jung Un will be worse than his father or at least equally bad.

The North Koreans need to wake up real quick...overthrow their government before Un gets settled in, but being a state sponsored cult, that is not going to happen.
I watched a documentry on Kim Jong Il's North Korea and ppl young and old cried daily that they will die without seeing their "dear leader" in person, meanwhile they suffered horribly at his hands without knowing it. Those who did have a brain left were in prison and anyone who escaped North Korea, their family was tortured and killed and everyone knew that. I watched an interview of a man who escaped by the help of a guard who was a friend. When the reporter asked him what about your family. The man dropped his head and got real quiet...conversation over.

However the way these ppl worshiped him is very much like a cult. Adore him or die. I dont think his son will be any different, if not, worse.

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19 Dec 2011, 12:20 am

PM wrote:

I wonder if this will change international relations in a significant manner.

That's what I'm wondering as well.

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19 Dec 2011, 12:59 am

But will things change in North Korea now? And if so, how soon?

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19 Dec 2011, 3:31 am

Great, I hope this doesn't draw me deep into another spate of North Korea obsession. I just got over my last spell a couple of months ago shortly after finishing my senior history thesis on North Korea's nuclear program.

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19 Dec 2011, 6:43 am

Hot off the press, this is what happens in North Korea when it's just announced the death of its president.

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19 Dec 2011, 7:04 am

More information courtesy of the Daily Mash:

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North Korea to execute Kim Jong Il's heart attack

KIM Jong-Il's fatal heart attack is to be executed by firing squad, it has been confirmed.

North Korea's gas-powered state TV channel announced to the four people with televisions that the myocardial infarction was apprehended 'within hours' by the world's best police force and charged with high treason.

A spokesman said: "After stopping the heart of the world's greatest flamenco dancer and inventor of the Beatles it tried to escape down the finest trouser leg in the history of universe.

"With the invaluable help of the ghost of the Dear Leader, our invincible policemen chased it into an alley where it surrendered, burst into tears and then urinated on itself like an American cowboy homosexual."

Paying tribute to Kim's ghost, the spokesman added: "All the scientists who have ever lived say it is the most amazing ghost there will ever be. All other ghosts must commit suicide."

The blockage of the coronary artery will now be tortured, tried and executed in accordance with Kim's wishes.

The spokesman said: "It will be made to sing a song called Kim Jong-Il's Gigantic Sex Organ Makes All Women Hungry for Him and then it will be shot with 9,000 bullets shaped like the Dear Leader's incredible head."

Meanwhile, people across the globe thanked the heart attack for such a lovely Christmas surprise.

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: "If I had to choose my ideal festive occlusion of the coronary artery, it would be this one.

"The only thing that could have made it any better is if the pain and suffering it caused went on for absolutely f*****g ages."

He added: "Did Noel Edmonds do this?"

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte ... 112194687/

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19 Dec 2011, 7:40 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-says-leader-kim-jong-il-died-030534452.html

Now he won't be "ronery" any more.

See:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... death.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog ... matic-icon

What a way to die! The Man dies and everyone makes jokes about it. I guess he is getting what he deserves.

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19 Dec 2011, 7:57 am

I agree that it'll be the same, if not worse, when his son takes over. The generals are the ones who hold the power in this country.

On a side note, they don't seem all that different from Aspies themselves. Closed off, shy, somewhat awkward at times, few interests (basketball and movies are two of my obsessions too), and a strange sense of humor. That's not to say that they're Aspies but it's interesting to note the similarities.

Anyway, RIP to the greatest golfer the world has ever known. lol

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19 Dec 2011, 8:49 am

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And they starve the people.

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19 Dec 2011, 11:56 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

Remember, however, that Kim il-Sung is the "eternal president".

He'll go, "I'm so ronery" just like his father :lol:

. Oh man, here come the Team America jokes.

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19 Dec 2011, 12:20 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw[/youtube]

It's funny to watch but then it's not, because what will be the fate of the people?

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19 Dec 2011, 12:35 pm

fraac wrote:

Dead? I didn't even know Kim Jong was ill.

I saw what you did.

:lmao:

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19 Dec 2011, 12:48 pm

snapcap wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSWN6Qj98Iw[/youtube]

It's funny to watch but then it's not, because what will be the fate of the people?

There is nothing funny about it at all. Not a thing. It is a God Damned Tragedy that the people who were systematically starved by the Evil Kim weep and grieve for his death. It is utter and complete Madness.

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19 Dec 2011, 12:54 pm

ruveyn wrote:

... It is a God Damned Tragedy that the people who were systematically starved by the Evil Kim weep and grieve for his death. It is utter and complete Madness. ruveyn

THAT is the tragedy, indeed!

But when his death was announced on the telly, somehow I could not muster the compassion to pray for God's mercy on his soul. Instead, I flipped off the "Dear Leader's" picture, and went on about my business.

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19 Dec 2011, 12:55 pm

Sometimes I think that nations put up with regimes like this so that their psychologists can study what people are willing to put up with.

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