Fnord wrote:
The relationship between Butterboy and his wife got off to a rocky start...
Kim Jong-un: "Haven't we met before?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Kim Jong-un: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Ri Sol-ju: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Kim Jong-un: "Is this seat empty?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Kim Jong-un: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Kim Jong-un: "Your place or mine?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Kim Jong-un: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Ri Sol-ju: "It's in the phone book."
Kim Jong-un: "But I don't know your name."
Ri Sol-ju: "That's in the phone book too."
Kim Jong-un: "So what do you do for a living?"
Ri Sol-ju: "I'm a female impersonator."
Kim Jong-un: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Do not Enter"
Kim Jong-un: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Ri Sol-ju: "Unfertilized!"
Kim Jong-un: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Ri Sol-ju: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Kim Jong-un: "I know how to please a woman."
Ri Sol-ju: "Then please leave me alone."
Kim Jong-un: "I want to give myself to you."
Ri Sol-ju: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Kim Jong-un: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Ri Sol-ju: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Kim Jong-un: "Your body is like a temple."
Ri Sol-ju: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Kim Jong-un: "I'd go through anything for you."
Ri Sol-ju: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Kim Jong-un: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Ri Sol-ju: "Yes, but would you stay there?
i like your post,very funny you have a good sense of humor
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08 Apr 2013, 5:11 am
