Hitler really did only have one

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Seriously? Hitler had a "dick disorder?"

wow, I guess you could say..... he..... DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FIGHT THE SOVIETS!! !! !

Years ago I was in a bookstore flipping through a book about Nostradamus, and his alledged prophecies.

Those many verses that supposedly predict Hitler include a line about "the One without Gender will send armies to attack and such" . The author of the book skimmed over it by saying "there were rumors that Hitler of bisexual", and went on to the next topic. But while I was reading it it occurred to me that that maybe that moniker (calling him the person without a sex) was a reference to Hitler being genitally impaired ( which back when I was looking at this book was still only longtime rumor). But now...

OMG!

[ eerie Twilight Zone music plays]

Thanks to this thread, I'm laughing at the image of Hitler ripping off one of his testicles while ranting.

To the tune of the Colonel Bogey March, which some will know from the movie Bridge on the River Kwai.

Hitler
Has got just one ball
Goering
Has two but very small
Himmler
Has something similar
And poor Goebbels
Has no nerbles
At all!

There were many variations.

I've heard that one! The nostradamus bit is pretty freaky I must admit. I almost think he was trying to leave as much as possible to the imagination.

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Regardless of theories, Hitler was an Austrian Jew who used anger to capitalize on others' ineptitudes, just like guys like Trump are doing to uneducated Americans now.

Either way, Hitler and Mussolini are examples of why fascism fails. It didn't, doesn't, and will never work anywhere. It can crop up and cost lives but will always be a wash - because there will always be too many people willing to fight to bring it down.

People are going to hate me for this. I do have some Jewish ancestry so try not to hate me too much.

I kinda feel bad for Hitler, the way he was when he was small. I read his life story and I think he felt so insecure and bad about himself, his popularity, and his artistic talent. I think he found that he had a way to get people all riled up with his speeches, and when he realized he could influence people and feel accepted and admired, he went with it.

He also let Jewish people be a scapegoat for his own insecurities.

Yes. He was an awful, evil, man. But I do feel bad for the child that he was. And I kind of recognize the need for acceptance he felt and then totally used to f*** over an entire generation of people.

I guess the feeling I have is that if he wasn't beaten by his stepfather, and unaccepted and ridiculed by his peers, he would have maybe been a harmless eccentric artist and millions of people would not have died.

I think he was likely an aspie, and part of me feels for that part of him.

No, i do not think killing people is a good way to deal with personal problems. I just sort of see multiple viewpoints, especially when it comes to child abuse.