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05 Dec 2018, 12:22 pm

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Funeral coverage is on t.v. as I write this.

I've attended so many funerals now that I believe you set aside your politics and personal differences in respect, not to the deceased, but to their closest friends and of course family. Funerals are not about the dead; they're about the living.

I also have to observe that the unspoken contrast between Bush and the one we got now in the White House is making Bush look awfully damn good by comparison.


We're not at his funeral.

They both kill and destroy. The only difference is that Bush was more polite about it.


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05 Dec 2018, 3:05 pm

BeaArthur wrote:
Funeral coverage is on t.v. as I write this.

I've attended so many funerals now that I believe you set aside your politics and personal differences in respect, not to the deceased, but to their closest friends and of course family. Funerals are not about the dead; they're about the living.

I also have to observe that the unspoken contrast between Bush and the one we got now in the White House is making Bush look awfully damn good by comparison.



I might be willing to wait until Bush, Sr. was in the ground if it was merely a matter of political and personal differences. But when a political figure is guilty of crimes against humanity, I say "screw it!" No more will I sit by silently while the press lionizes another public figure of such revolting caliber.


And the only difference between Bush and Trump is the latter has just stripped the respectable face from the presidency. In a way, I find that refreshing!


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05 Dec 2018, 4:35 pm

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great satisfaction."
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05 Dec 2018, 4:53 pm

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"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great satisfaction."
Mark Twain



I could read quotes from Mark Twain all day long.


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05 Dec 2018, 6:03 pm

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I could read quotes from Mark Twain all day long.


It is known that 38% of quotes attributed to Mark Twain were not said or written by him at all.


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05 Dec 2018, 6:11 pm

BeaArthur wrote:
VegetableMan wrote:
I could read quotes from Mark Twain all day long.


It is known that 38% of quotes attributed to Mark Twain were not said or written by him at all.



Well, I could also read fake Mark Twain quotes all day long. I'm pretty easily amused. Maybe I'll spend all day writing my own fake Mark Twain quotes. I'll start my own website devoted to Mark Twain quotes, and all of them will be of my own creation.


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05 Dec 2018, 6:12 pm

I thought Clarence Darrow said that.



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05 Dec 2018, 6:17 pm

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I thought Clarence Darrow said that.



I looked it up. You are correct sir!


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05 Dec 2018, 6:22 pm

VegetableMan wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I thought Clarence Darrow said that.

I looked it up. You are correct sir!

:mrgreen: it is one of my fave quotes.



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05 Dec 2018, 6:26 pm

auntblabby wrote:
VegetableMan wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I thought Clarence Darrow said that.

I looked it up. You are correct sir!

:mrgreen: it is one of my fave quotes.



It's a great quote. It does sound like something Twain would have said, too.


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05 Dec 2018, 6:30 pm

Actually....

you're right.

Twain never said that.

It was the famous attorney Clarence Darrow who said it (with slight variations in wording) on several different occasions in the Twenties and Thirties.



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05 Dec 2018, 6:35 pm

I suspect Darrow was a fan of Twain.



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05 Dec 2018, 6:39 pm

VegetableMan wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
VegetableMan wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I thought Clarence Darrow said that.

I looked it up. You are correct sir!

:mrgreen: it is one of my fave quotes.



It's a great quote. It does sound like something Twain would have said, too.


Actually it doesn't quite sound right as coming from Twain to me. Not quite his style nor attitude.

When Bea brought it up I realize that she was right that I have seen it attributed to SOME one other than Twain.

So I looked it up in both books on online. I was voting for HL Mencken because he had a more of an attitude than Twain. But no, it was Menken's contemporary Darrow. But that also fits because Darrow was all about defending clients from the death penalty, and thought and spoke a lot about how we all of thoughts of committing murder. Hense why he would have occasion to talk about taking pleasure from reading obits.



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05 Dec 2018, 6:45 pm

Full disclosure: I made up the statistic. It is also established that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


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05 Dec 2018, 6:47 pm

BeaArthur wrote:
Full disclosure: I made up the statistic. It is also established that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot.



Ha! That's f'n great!


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05 Dec 2018, 6:48 pm

BeaArthur wrote:
Full disclosure: I made up the statistic. It is also established that 82% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


Well...

Mark Twain actually DID say...

"There are three kinds of lies. Lies, damned lies, and statistics!"