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04 Oct 2019, 4:44 pm

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Maybe the dingoes can eat the babies.

Forgive me for starting off about a different thread, but in the thread about a moat to help the immigration problem, the idea came up that we need carcasses to fuel the electric eels. Maybe instead of using roadkill as the other thread indicated, we could use the babies?

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04 Oct 2019, 4:45 pm

Unless that is a fake tweet....

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04 Oct 2019, 4:56 pm

Well...
Rev. Jim Bakker told us all that "cannibalism is coming to America".

But you wont hafta eat babies if you...just shell out the money for his line of "prepper food".

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04 Oct 2019, 5:16 pm

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Well...
Rev. Jim Bakker told us all that "cannibalism is coming to America".

But you wont hafta eat babies if you...just shell out the money for his line of "prepper food".

The commentator explaining the Jim Baker video ommited two critical details. First of all, what was in the bottle with the eye dropper and 2 what the estimated street value was for a two ounce bottle.

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04 Oct 2019, 6:18 pm

Well..you are just gonna hafta subscribe to Jim Bakker's show, and...shell out the bucks yourself to get some of that eye dropper elixir, to find out what it is!

But I am sure the stuff will ...work as advertised, and will change your life!

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04 Oct 2019, 6:23 pm

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Well..you are just gonna hafta subscribe to Jim Bakker's show, and...shell out the bucks yourself to get some of that eye dropper elixir, to find out what it is!

But I am sure the stuff will ...work as advertised, and change your life!

I am sure I can guess what is in there, then get it from a local dealer for a tenth of what he would charge. Unlike what he is selling, I am not worried if the elixir is marketed as "holy" or "kosher" or what ever, I am just going for something to give as good of a buzz as they appeared to have while shooting the video.

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04 Oct 2019, 10:30 pm

Echoes of another rather distasteful campaigns by the reichwingers who bought you trump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate ... acy_theory

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04 Oct 2019, 11:20 pm

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funeralxempire wrote:

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Wait, I've got an excuse now?

Excuse for what?

Guess.

The thread's about eating babies. :wink:

I wasn't sure if you meant excuse to eat babies or crap your pants since I mentioned the diapers. But I guess you can have an excuse for both.

Babies upset my stomach. There's the excuse for crapping myself. :mrgreen:

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05 Oct 2019, 4:34 am

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naturalplastic wrote:

Well..you are just gonna hafta subscribe to Jim Bakker's show, and...shell out the bucks yourself to get some of that eye dropper elixir, to find out what it is!

But I am sure the stuff will ...work as advertised, and change your life!

I wasn't getting your drift.

you're not talking about the merchandise they were trying to move.

You noticed a tiny little eye dropper on a desk on their TV set(among the tons of cans of stuff they were hawking). And you're suggesting that the eye dropper contained a....substance....of a mood/mind altering nature. And suggesting that it was not for sale, but for their own use.

Well..that would certainly explain a lot!

Like how everyone on that show is acting!

That lady especially...the way she was going on about how God was talking directly to her, and informed her that it would be Trump, and not Ted Cruz, who would save Christian America.

She was obviously on some...really GOOD stuff!! !! !

XTC? LSD? Or maybe "angle dust" (horse tranquilizers).

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05 Oct 2019, 4:44 am

I think this is an excellent idea. Babies taste delicious when they're properly cooked and marinated.

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05 Oct 2019, 5:38 am

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I think this is an excellent idea. Babies taste delicious when they're properly cooked and marinated.

Apparently grown ups go well with fava beans and cianti .

But I don't know if the same applies to babies. Kinda like comparing beef to veal. Not quite the same thing.

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05 Oct 2019, 6:15 am

This thread is making me hungry.

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05 Oct 2019, 6:43 am

I'm eating sour patch jelly babies....so I'm doing my bit to save the planet :lol:

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05 Oct 2019, 8:05 am

naturalplastic wrote:

Bravo5150 wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Well..you are just gonna hafta subscribe to Jim Bakker's show, and...shell out the bucks yourself to get some of that eye dropper elixir, to find out what it is!

But I am sure the stuff will ...work as advertised, and change your life!

XTC? LSD? Or maybe "angle dust" (horse tranquilizers).

My guess is the bottle was not one particular substance, but more like a blend of equal parts of several substances. Mix some LSD, LSD, some Ketamine, PCP, some THC extract (made by soaking some potent ganja in some moonshine), some cocaine, some Fentanyl, a splash of GHB, and an extract of those frogs you can lick to get a buzz. That should get you close to their "elixir."

You could probably even run ads for the stuff in liberal states like Oregon, calling it "God's Word in a Bottle" or something and sell it for ten easy payments of 99.95. making the promise that God will speak to you after using it or your money back.

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05 Oct 2019, 8:38 am

cyberdad wrote:

I'm eating sour patch jelly babies....so I'm doing my bit to save the planet :lol:

Im gonna start eating Baby Ruths!

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05 Oct 2019, 8:57 am

Well, it's certainly true that we need to see a strict population control world wide.
The UN needs to stop being cowards and address the most important aspect in both climate change and endangered species: way too many people.
China had the right idea with their one kid policy.

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