World's dumbest criminals

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Actually none of the people mentioned in this thread are really "criminals" because...."dumb" and "criminal" are mutually exclusive terms. That's according to Senator Lindsey Graham.

The POTUS cant be guilty of quid pro quo with Ukraine because, according to Lindsey Graham, the POTUS is too scatterbrained and incompetent to set up any quid pro quo deal with anyone! So …. no crime was committed ...so Trump is not a criminal!

So logically a burglar who fails to burgle your home because he got his dumb fat ass stuck in a window frame while tryng to break into your house is ….NOT a criminal! Thats Lindsay Graham logic!

UPDATE,back to the original post.

The victim of the drive by shooting has died and the dumbest criminals in western,Massachusetts will be charged with murder.

Well...that sure puts the damper on our little party here...our thread devoted to us all laughing at dumb criminals.

Even the dumbest of dumb can still cause innocent folks to die. So it isn't always a laughing matter. Not that there is much anyone can do about it to solve the problem. Oh well.

Might as well lock the thread at this point.

Crime has always been a big problem in Springfield,Ma I myself was robbed at knifepoint,it's just not so usual that someone shoots someone in front of a cop.I did say in the original post that it would be funny if it wasn't so sad.It reminds me of an old story I had forgotten about.Two men robbed a taxi in Springfield and shot the cab driver,and accidentally shot his accomplish and then went to the hospital and got caught.The cab driver Ozzie was ok and was back on the job in a few days thank God.I guess this thread is a little bit of both sad and funny if you can appreciate it from that viewpoint.