A banana taped to a wall is now 'art'

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07 Dec 2019, 1:35 pm

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I think I'll sell an orange peel to some pretentious art snobs and call it "Orange: The Aftermath". :lol:


Slap a nuclear/radioactive warning emblem on the orange and you have a winner.



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07 Dec 2019, 2:07 pm

I just thought of another idea to sell as art but am not sure if it would be frowned on by the moderators as being too raunchy.



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07 Dec 2019, 6:08 pm

Blame art gallery owners and art dealers who are only interested in making a buck for this kind of travesty of courting phony artists, not real artists who labor away, often without any recognition.


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07 Dec 2019, 6:40 pm

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Blame art gallery owners and art dealers who are only interested in making a buck for this kind of travesty of courting phony artists, not real artists who labor away, often without any recognition.


Blame TV. It's the fault of the Simpsons. Homer started it when he sold his botched attempt at a BBQ grill for a few hundred thousand. :lol:



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07 Dec 2019, 6:59 pm

Bravo5150 wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Blame art gallery owners and art dealers who are only interested in making a buck for this kind of travesty of courting phony artists, not real artists who labor away, often without any recognition.


Blame TV. It's the fault of the Simpsons. Homer started it when he sold his botched attempt at a BBQ grill for a few hundred thousand. :lol:


No. Its started earlier. Back in 1959 when a certain busboy , named Walter Paisley, vaulted to fame because of his...unique style ….of avant garde sculpture!



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07 Dec 2019, 8:00 pm

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Bravo5150 wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Blame art gallery owners and art dealers who are only interested in making a buck for this kind of travesty of courting phony artists, not real artists who labor away, often without any recognition.


Blame TV. It's the fault of the Simpsons. Homer started it when he sold his botched attempt at a BBQ grill for a few hundred thousand. :lol:


No. Its started earlier. Back in 1959 when a certain busboy , named Walter Paisley, vaulted to fame because of his...unique style ….of avant garde sculpture!

Marcel Duchamp exhibited a urinal with the title "Fontana" in 1917



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07 Dec 2019, 8:09 pm

Jackson Pollock's random splotches of paint on canvass is also art

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US $140 Million for something I could have created myself if I tied a paintbrush to my dog's talk and let him walk over the canvass

Mark Rothko's yellow and blue sold for US$46million
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He also produced one painting that was just one tone of red...nothing else....



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07 Dec 2019, 8:17 pm

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Jackson Pollock's random splotches of paint on canvass is also art

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US $140 Million for something I could have created myself if I tied a paintbrush to my dog's talk and let him walk over the canvass
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It looks like a piece of my high school cafeterias wall after a food fight on meatloaf day.



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07 Dec 2019, 9:05 pm

We had an Australian artist named Pro Hart who would take the mickey out of Jackson Pollock

In this advertisment he literally recreated a food fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SeGZjCoAes



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07 Dec 2019, 9:11 pm

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Jackson Pollock's random splotches of paint on canvass is also art

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US $140 Million for something I could have created myself if I tied a paintbrush to my dog's talk and let him walk over the canvass

Mark Rothko's yellow and blue sold for US$46million
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He also produced one painting that was just one tone of red...nothing else....


I actually like Pollock. His paintings were light years ahead of taping a banana peel to the wall.


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07 Dec 2019, 9:13 pm

what a crock of Schitt. the big fool who paid that moolah was basically giving his finger to people in need the world over.



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07 Dec 2019, 9:18 pm

cyberdad wrote:
We had an Australian artist named Pro Hart who would take the mickey out of Jackson Pollock

In this advertisment he literally recreated a food fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SeGZjCoAes


He showed remarkable control there, it actually looked like real art, much better than I imagined. I would have thought all food fight art would look random.



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07 Dec 2019, 9:18 pm

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what a crock of Schitt. the big fool who paid that moolah was basically giving his finger to people in need the world over.

I agree. :(


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07 Dec 2019, 9:19 pm

Bravo5150 wrote:
cyberdad wrote:
We had an Australian artist named Pro Hart who would take the mickey out of Jackson Pollock

In this advertisment he literally recreated a food fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SeGZjCoAes


He showed remarkable control there, it actually looked like real art, much better than I imagined. I would have thought all food fight art would look random.


You missed the first part of the advertisement where he literally flung paint at the canvass invoking the spirit of Pollock



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07 Dec 2019, 9:26 pm

I saw that part, but was commenting on the end result.



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07 Dec 2019, 9:27 pm

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I actually like Pollock. His paintings were light years ahead of taping a banana peel to the wall.


His paintings hanging in Galleries certainly do stimulate conversation and are thought provoking so I guess he achieved that...aesthetic? complex? not so sure

Art is about capturing the Zeitgeist of the time....so I guess he certainly was part of the naive art movement of the time that included others like Picasso and the abstract movement

Speaking of Zeitgeist I was watching an interesting documentary on American female designer in NY who designed music album covers who created artwork that inspired George Lucas set design for Star Wars in 1976.

Lets not forget that Aliens producer James Cameron was inspired by famous artist Geiger for his special effects and background, particularly prominent in his move Prometheus