Bolsonaro: Vaccine will turn people into crocs

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19 Dec 2020, 6:38 pm

That other countries have loony leaders somehow isn't comforting.

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19 Dec 2020, 7:21 pm

Pepe wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/brazils-jair-bolsonaro-bizarrely-suggests-covid-19-vaccines-could-turn-people-into-crocodiles-or-bearded-ladies/ar-BB1c4hQQ

The craziness doesn’t end when Trump leaves office.

Your obsession with Trump here is telling.
Bizarre theories have always been with us, yes, even before Trump.

It is the nature of the hooman beast.

Who will people bash once Trump is gone?
Who will be the next target? :scratch:

There always has to be something/someone to complain about, after all.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the hordes of people in MAGA hats still moaning endlessly about Hillary, and Obama, and Bill...

So I guess you're technically right, there does always seem to be someone to complain about. Seems like you've decided to complain about people who dislike trump. To each their own, I guess.

Seems weird to comment on others' obsession with trashing trump, from someone apparently obsessed with sticking up for him at great length. Impartially sticking up for him, of course

I'm sure Trump is highly appreciative of your noble and totally un-obsessive efforts to keep his name pristine any time his name is mentioned with anything other than praise.

:roll:

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In general, sadly, people will believe some pretty wild things, such as "vaccines will turn you into a crocodile" - typically because they don't know better. Many things seem possible or plausible in the void of ignorance.

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19 Dec 2020, 7:58 pm

What Tim Tex's "telling" obsession with Trump "tells" us is that Tim Tex is a normal citizen of the planet who was rightly anxious that the oldest modern democracy on the planet, the US, would cease to be a democracy during the Trump years.

Pepe refuses to state why Tex should take leave of Tex's sanity and ...NOT be obsessed with Trump. So I guess we all can take that as Pepe actually agreeing with Tex that Trump is indeed obsession worthy. So let's all move on.

Yep ... that is a trend. Crazy leaders coming to power around the world. Left and right.

The Venezualan president reports hearing a bird talk to him, and Brazil's is worried about humans morphing into crocodiles.

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20 Dec 2020, 1:18 am

naturalplastic wrote:

Brazil doesnt have crocodiles. It has caimans!

And its president is a Brazil nut!

I think Bolsanaro mean't alligators (I mean that makes much more sense :roll:

). Brains aren't a prerequisite to be an authoritarian dictator.

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20 Dec 2020, 1:21 am

naturalplastic wrote:

Brazil doesnt have crocodiles. It has caimans!

And its president is a Brazil nut!

I wanna rassle one of dem Conda's.

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20 Dec 2020, 11:05 am

Did he have any formal education beyond high school?
Just asking.

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20 Dec 2020, 11:14 am

:?:

StayFrosty wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Brazil doesnt have crocodiles. It has caimans!

And its president is a Brazil nut!

I wanna rassle one of dem Conda's.

Let us know how that goes.You might still be able to use your cell inside the snake.

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20 Dec 2020, 11:53 am

Well...if you get the vaccine, and then find yourself morphing into an alligator then you can always counter it with some Viagra...for "reptile dysfunction"!

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20 Dec 2020, 12:02 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Well...if you get the vaccine, and then find yourself morphing into an alligator then you can always counter it with some Viagra...for "reptile dysfunction"!

LOL!!

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20 Dec 2020, 1:34 pm

Misslizard wrote:

:?:

StayFrosty wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Brazil doesnt have crocodiles. It has caimans!

And its president is a Brazil nut!

I wanna rassle one of dem Conda's.

Let us know how that goes.You might still be able to use your cell inside the snake.

Anaconda's cannot eat a fully grown man, lady. Conda's are pretty chill.

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20 Dec 2020, 2:19 pm

StayFrosty wrote:

Misslizard wrote:

:?:

StayFrosty wrote:

naturalplastic wrote:

Brazil doesnt have crocodiles. It has caimans!

And its president is a Brazil nut!

I wanna rassle one of dem Conda's.

Let us know how that goes.You might still be able to use your cell inside the snake.

Anaconda's cannot eat a fully grown man, lady. Conda's are pretty chill.

They can eat a goat.Good luck wrestling any constricting serpent.
https://www.livescience.com/25063-anaco ... t-cow.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -just.html

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20 Dec 2020, 3:09 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Well...if you get the vaccine, and then find yourself morphing into an alligator then you can always counter it with some Viagra...for "reptile dysfunction"!

I had one of those digital monitor lizards, but the charging ports stopped working. That's e-reptile dysfunction for you.

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20 Dec 2020, 3:44 pm

Damn. I was worried I'd turn into a chupacabra. Guess it's safe after all.

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20 Dec 2020, 4:19 pm

old_comedywriter wrote:

Damn. I was worried I'd turn into a chupacabra. Guess it's safe after all.

That’s the Moderna vaccine.

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20 Dec 2020, 4:21 pm

I want to turn into an anime-like catguy ... which vaccine should I take?

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20 Dec 2020, 4:23 pm

Fnord wrote:

I want to turn into an anime-like catguy ... which vaccine should I take?

Astrazeneca.

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