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20 Dec 2020, 6:32 pm

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/\Napalm?


We may have to consider it.


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20 Dec 2020, 6:51 pm

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...Biden will be stuck at camp David for a few months while the Whitehouse is remodeled disinfected.
I'm confident the White House security detachment is able to remove a trespasser (and at that point they'll be wearing masks so we won't be able to see the smiles on their faces). But, after the eviction we're looking forward to seeing the previous tenant's stuff piled on the side of Pennsylvania Avenue.


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20 Dec 2020, 7:47 pm

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It'd be a shame if he fell out of Marine 1. Image

It would be horrible to have him crash through the ceiling of a house.Those poor people would be traumatized for life.


I'm pretty sure these sorts of accidents are meant to occur over the ocean.


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20 Dec 2020, 8:47 pm

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Misslizard wrote:
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It'd be a shame if he fell out of Marine 1. Image

It would be horrible to have him crash through the ceiling of a house.Those poor people would be traumatized for life.


I'm pretty sure these sorts of accidents are meant to occur over the ocean.

He looks like he might float, isn’t there an active volcano somewhere?


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21 Dec 2020, 11:22 am

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He looks like he might float, isn’t there an active volcano somewhere?
Sigh. Yeah. 2020 is just showing off. Trump will probably explain how the volcano is a good thing and he should get credit.

What if 2020 isn't an anomaly, but rather a preview? 8O


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21 Dec 2020, 11:25 am

Volcano going off in Hawaii right now, just in time for him to practice skydiving.


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21 Dec 2020, 11:46 am

As much as it pains me to say it ... please, let us not even suggest ways that the President might possibly come to harm.


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21 Dec 2020, 11:54 am

Time to buy one of these.
https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/trump/


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22 Dec 2020, 3:14 pm

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Please God let them use a cattle prod on him when he hunkers down and won’t leave.


:lol:

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It'd be a shame if he fell out of Marine 1. Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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22 Dec 2020, 4:54 pm

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Cant his wife and grown kids get together, and have an Oval Office family intervention already?

We all known for a long time that the old man is off his rocker.



Are you aware how hard it is to negotiate vwith someone who is batshit insane and is holding a handgun? Now replace the word handgun with nuclear device and think about it.


Hmmm...
I guess were all f****d!



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22 Dec 2020, 5:01 pm

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As much as it pains me to say it ... please, let us not even suggest ways that the President might possibly come to harm.


No one's suggesting ways the President might come to harm, only dreaming of harm coming to the future ex-president.


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22 Dec 2020, 5:31 pm

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As much as it pains me to say it ... please, let us not even suggest ways that the President might possibly come to harm.
No one's suggesting ways the President might come to harm, only dreaming of harm coming to the future ex-president.
Oh ... well ... since you put it that way ...

;)


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23 Dec 2020, 4:06 am

Surely there is something in US law about promoting sedition against the US state?
Any other democratic country would arrest this fool if he talked about imposing martial law.



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23 Dec 2020, 9:07 am

Trump turns on everyone

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President Trump, in his final days, is turning bitterly on virtually every person around him, griping about anyone who refuses to indulge conspiracy theories or hopeless bids to overturn the election, several top officials tell Axios.

The latest: Targets of his outrage include Vice President Pence, chief of staff Mark Meadows, White House counsel Pat Cipollone, Secretary of State Pompeo and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

Why it matters: Trump thinks everyone around him is weak, stupid or disloyal — and increasingly seeks comfort only in people who egg him on to overturn the election results. We cannot stress enough how unnerved Trump officials are by the conversations unfolding inside the White House.

Top officials are trying to stay away from the West Wing right now.

A source who spoke to Trump said the president was complaining about Pence and brought up a Lincoln Project ad that claims that Pence is "backing away" from Trump. This ad has clearly got inside Trump’s head, the source said.

Pence’s role on Jan. 6 has begun to loom large in Trump’s mind, according to people who’ve discussed the matter with him.

Trump would view Pence performing his constitutional duty — and validating the election result — as the ultimate betrayal.
A new fixation: Trump has even been asking advisers whether they can get state legislatures to rescind their electoral votes. When he’s told no, he lashes out even more, said a source who discussed the matter with the president.

And in an Oval meeting Monday night, Trump spoke with House Republicans about voting to overturn the result on Jan. 6 — a desperate vote that even Trump has privately acknowledged he's bound to lose.

Where's Jared? A source told Axios that Kushner, who yesterday participated in a tree-planting ceremony in Jerusalem Forest's Grove of Nations, "is focused on the Middle East."

It's a perfect visual encapsulation of Kushner's absence — on the other side of the world, planting a tree with Bibi and accepting plaudits, while Trump discusses mayhem with Sidney Powell

I'm petrified. Until January 20th this man is still commander and chief and in possession of the nuclear football.


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23 Dec 2020, 9:24 am

Twilight Zone -- "The Mirror"
(First Aired: October 20, 1961)

Opening Narration:

This is the face of Ramos Clemente, a year ago a beardless, nameless worker of the dirt who plodded behind a mule, furrowing someone else's land.  And he looked up at a hot Central American sun and he pledged the impossible.  He made a vow that he would lead an avenging army against the tyranny that put the ache in his back and the anguish in his eyes, and now one year later the dream of the impossible has become a fact.  In just a moment we will look deep into this mirror and see the aftermath of a rebellion in ... the Twilight Zone.

Plot:

In a Central American dictatorship, Ramos Clemente (modeled after Fidel Castro), and his four lifelong confidants, D'Alessandro, Garcia, Tabal, and Cristo, stage a successful revolution against the regime of General De Cruz.  Clemente faces down De Cruz and revels in his victory, but the deposed general says that Clemente will soon learn the consequences of ruling by force.  De Cruz also tells Clemente that his ornate mirror has the ability to reveal enemies in its reflection.  Clemente initially dismisses De Cruz.

When Clemente begins using the same repressive tactics used by De Cruz, a rift develops between him and his four friends, now the heads of the government.  A particular point of contention is Clemente's order for mass executions of prisoners he has declared to be enemies of the state.  When Clemente looks into the mirror, he sees visions implying that all four of his confidantes are plotting to assassinate him -- D'Alessandro with a rifle, Garcia and Tabal with knives, and Cristo with a poisoned glass of wine.  Clemente believes that the mirror reflects their true thoughts, and accuses them of their supposed future crimes.  In spite of their denials, he takes steps to eliminate them; he kills two himself, and orders the other two killed by his men.

Finally, Clemente is approached by a priest named Father Tomas who asks him to end the executions, which have been going on for a week. Clemente refuses, saying that as long as he has enemies the executions will continue.  Eventually, Clemente seeks counsel from the priest, but finds no comfort in the priest's response that all tyrants have but one real enemy, whom they never recognize until it is too late.  Clemente takes one last, long look in the mirror... and sees only himself.  He picks up his pistol and throws it at the mirror, smashing the glass.  The priest, who is standing just outside the office, hears the glass break.  As he listens at the door he hears a gunshot.  He rushes into Clemente's office and finds Clemente's lifeless body sprawled on the floor, a gun in his hand.  "The last assassin", he says, "and they never learn... they never seem to learn."

Closing Narration:

Ramos Clemente, a would-be god in dungarees, strangled by an illusion, that will-o'-the-wisp mirage that dangles from the sky in front of the eyes of all ambitious men, all tyrants -- and any resemblance to tyrants living or dead is hardly coincidental, whether it be here or in ... the Twilight Zone.


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23 Dec 2020, 10:29 am

I’m reminded of Revelation 12:12
“ Woe to the earth and the sea, because the devil has come down to you in great wrath, knowing that he has only a short time remaining.”


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