Oh no! Covid Vaccine will turn us into homosexuals!!

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10 Feb 2021, 4:19 pm

Erdogan of Turkey says gays dont exist at all. But this cleric in neighboring Iran not only admits that gays exist, but says that vaccines cause you to become gay!

I am so confused.

Which authority should I listen to?



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10 Feb 2021, 7:17 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Erdogan of Turkey says gays dont exist at all. But this cleric in neighboring Iran not only admits that gays exist, but says that vaccines cause you to become gay!

I am so confused.

Which authority should I listen to?


Perhaps none of us actually exist and we're just characters in a video game, one that is being made by a really indecisive developer that can't decide which plotline to go with. :lol:


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10 Feb 2021, 7:51 pm

Lost_dragon wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Erdogan of Turkey says gays dont exist at all. But this cleric in neighboring Iran not only admits that gays exist, but says that vaccines cause you to become gay!

I am so confused.

Which authority should I listen to?


Perhaps none of us actually exist and we're just characters in a video game, one that is being made by a really indecisive developer that can't decide which plotline to go with. :lol:


We are all just characters in a game of Farmville being run on a computer that keeps having power surges, and reboots.



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10 Feb 2021, 7:59 pm

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Anything regarding medical science that is spoken by religious leaders can largely be ignored.


Guaranteed...

The vaccine will make you... too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.



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10 Feb 2021, 8:03 pm

cool, i have always wanted to be gay but never had the feelings..lol

apparently if you are already gay, the vaccine turns you into a hetero sexual

if you are a pedofile, it turns you into a child

and if you are a child, it makes you molest adults...

personally, i far preferred the old cure all's that were infused with opium

make you constipated, make you care for little else, and has the danger of overdose
but i guess nothings perfect...

pretty good cure for meltdowns i think
while we wait for our neural link from mr musk



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10 Feb 2021, 8:05 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Lost_dragon wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Erdogan of Turkey says gays dont exist at all. But this cleric in neighboring Iran not only admits that gays exist, but says that vaccines cause you to become gay!

I am so confused.

Which authority should I listen to?


Perhaps none of us actually exist and we're just characters in a video game, one that is being made by a really indecisive developer that can't decide which plotline to go with. :lol:


We are all just characters in a game of Farmville being run on a computer that keeps having power surges, and reboots.


Except there's no more Farmville or Adobe Flash.


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10 Feb 2021, 8:06 pm

I'd rather be healthy and gay----than straight and dying of COVID.

Saying that the vaccine would "turn us into homosexuals" brings us back to the days of the Salem Witch Trials.



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11 Feb 2021, 10:56 pm

Wow! I'll be the gayest person in town if I get the jab.


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12 Feb 2021, 7:09 am

And he also thinks that covid-induced homosexuality is contagious, isn't he a handsome guy? :lol:

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And yet they want to have nuclear capabilities. lol



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12 Feb 2021, 7:13 am

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cool, i have always wanted to be gay but never had the feelings..lol

apparently if you are already gay, the vaccine turns you into a hetero sexual

if you are a pedofile, it turns you into a child

and if you are a child, it makes you molest adults...

personally, i far preferred the old cure all's that were infused with opium

make you constipated, make you care for little else, and has the danger of overdose
but i guess nothings perfect...

pretty good cure for meltdowns i think
while we wait for our neural link from mr musk


and if you are a cat it turns you to sardine.



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12 Feb 2021, 9:45 am

↑↑ I am no longer surprised by the ignorance of clerics, whether Islamic, Judaic, Catholic, or whatever.


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12 Feb 2021, 12:29 pm

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Sorry, I didn't mean anything like that, I'm just perplexed that once upon a time homosexuality was frowned upon by society, now it's gone to the other extreme where people who are "homophobic" are now frowned upon by society. I'm not homophobic myself but I'm not against those who are (as long as they don't do anything harmful).


Why exactly?

Why shouldnt you be frowned upon for being homophobic?


Because not everyone is hung up on today's political correctness, some people still have their own opinions and that is OK as long as they're not hurting anyone.
It seems that relationships with large gaps aren't quite accepted yet by some (although it's strange that there isn't a name included in the LGBT thing for girls who like guys 20 years older and boys who like women 20 years older), as some people have disowned me because of my relationship with my 50+-year-old boyfriend. But, like I said, people are entitled to their opinions.


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12 Feb 2021, 1:25 pm

Too bad some people still see disliking homosexuals is the same as not liking pineapples on pizza.


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12 Feb 2021, 1:32 pm

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Too bad some people still see disliking homosexuals is the same as not liking pineapples on pizza.


In the 50s, there was an educational film called "Boys Beware!", that portrayed homosexuals as pedophiles.


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12 Feb 2021, 1:33 pm

Joe90 wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
Sorry, I didn't mean anything like that, I'm just perplexed that once upon a time homosexuality was frowned upon by society, now it's gone to the other extreme where people who are "homophobic" are now frowned upon by society. I'm not homophobic myself but I'm not against those who are (as long as they don't do anything harmful).


Why exactly?

Why shouldnt you be frowned upon for being homophobic?


Because not everyone is hung up on today's political correctness, some people still have their own opinions and that is OK as long as they're not hurting anyone.
It seems that relationships with large gaps aren't quite accepted yet by some (although it's strange that there isn't a name included in the LGBT thing for girls who like guys 20 years older and boys who like women 20 years older), as some people have disowned me because of my relationship with my 50+-year-old boyfriend. But, like I said, people are entitled to their opinions.


The age Gap you are talking about in my opinion seems to fit more into the idea of interracial dating than LGBT, so that might explain why it isn't in there.



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12 Feb 2021, 2:26 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
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Too bad some people still see disliking homosexuals is the same as not liking pineapples on pizza.


In the 50s, there was an educational film called "Boys Beware!", that portrayed homosexuals as pedophiles.



I think that was the film I saw on youtube and I saw it as education about how ignorant and misunderstood homosexuals were. I am not gonna lie, pedophilia is more common in homosexuality than it is in heterosexuality. But I am curious if pedophilia is higher in those with intellectual impairments and low IQ as well. I've noticed that it seems like most pedophiles have stunted development in their brain so hence their sexuality stays immature so it makes them be attracted to kids.

But I am afraid this may be a controversial issue simply because haters will use this and twist it to fit their narrative on hating gays and to hate on the developmentally disabled.


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