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07 Dec 2023, 6:34 pm

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Since ghosts do not exist, the woman in question must either be deliberately lying, or hopelessly delusional.


Actually, hallucinations like this are very common while people are falling asleep. It's related to sleep paralysis and dreaming.

I'm saying, this woman probably developed a sleep disorder. Maybe she had a brain injury no one noticed.


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07 Dec 2023, 6:41 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
Nonstop? I'm impressed.


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07 Dec 2023, 6:49 pm

No reason to clean up after the ghost and no fights about the toilet seat lid.


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07 Dec 2023, 10:25 pm

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No reason to clean up after the ghost and no fights about the toilet seat lid.


Ghosts are low maintenance lovers.


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07 Dec 2023, 10:40 pm

I imagine one convenience with Mr ghost is there's no need for protection.



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08 Dec 2023, 1:54 am

She must be a Spiritsexual


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12 Dec 2023, 8:44 pm

Misslizard wrote:
At least she couldn’t get pregnant or catch an STD from her spirit lover.


Remember what happened when the Holy Ghost did the Virgin Mary.


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12 Dec 2023, 8:57 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:
After seeing the ghoul's scary looks, she stated that she did not want any further contact with him because he frightened her.

So she ghosted him...


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12 Dec 2023, 9:56 pm

old_comedywriter wrote:
blitzkrieg wrote:
After seeing the ghoul's scary looks, she stated that she did not want any further contact with him because he frightened her.

So she ghosted him...


Right? Haha :lol:


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13 Dec 2023, 12:38 am

The last time I had a dream like that was in 2006.


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