Help police, my bunny's not got floppy ears

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It's remotely plausible that the person suspected a sorcerer had gotten at his bunny, cursing it to have floppy ears which won't stand up. They're known for similar curses, after all. Heck, maybe the curse was directed at him and missed. I'd call the police, too!

Shoulda called Phizer rather than the cops!

Have read about folks calling the cops because they thought someone broke into their home, and...made their bed for them! Nothing was missing from house. But they found their bed made, and it was made with the corners folded in the style they would never do!

Also read about someone who called the cops because they found tuna fish sandwiches ready to eat on a plate on the kitchen counter that they didnt remember making, and...."the sandwiches were cut in half diagonally...which I would never do!".

...! !!

...That appears not to lead to that story any longer .

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People are getting too accustomed to the government doing everything for them.
I look for the day when some mother calls the cops because her kid won't eat his/her veggies and the cops actually arrest the kid.
Hell, it's probably already happened.